I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
You opened this can of worms, now lie in it
I resent, and resemble, this
One I accidentally said a while back and now use for anything that’s both unhinged and comes out of nowhere: Out of left pocket
Oh yeah! How could I forget:
“Get two birds stoned at once”Almost like carrying the horse with a cart.
Jemandem einen Bären über den Tisch ziehen.
That’s a whole different kettle of wax
I’m fond of “not the brightest cookie in the knife drawer”
“This is a tough nut to swallow”
“It’s not the end of the day”
For the first one, my ex used to say that to me all the time.
You need to eat more pineapple
Does a bear shit in the pope’s hat?
Please tell me that wasn’t the potty tentacle…
Does pope shit in the woods?
Is a bear catholic?
get two birds stoned
I love these. I have made some.
While you shouldn’t sweat the small stuff, it’s the details that make all the difference.
Variety may be the spice of life, too many cooks spoiled the broth.
Here’s one I’ve heard. It was from someone’s boss during a meeting:
C’mon, people, this is not rocket surgery!
From the Buffy-verse.
Harmony, the dumbest vampire.
“You’re preaching to the horse’s mouth.”
It’s all water under the dam.
What’s sauce for the goose is good for General Motors.
*over the dam
we’re peddling in the same shoe
