eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days agoMalaphorslemmy.caimagemessage-square146linkfedilinkarrow-up1984arrow-down16file-text
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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoWhen in the woods alone, would you rather run into a pope or a bear?
minus-squareexpletivedeleted@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoWomen would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago. And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?!
is the pope a bear?
When in the woods alone, would you rather run into a pope or a bear?
Women would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago.
And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?!