eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days agoMalaphorslemmy.caimagemessage-square144linkfedilinkarrow-up1967arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1961arrow-down1imageMalaphorslemmy.caeightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square144linkfedilinkfile-text
I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
minus-squaregothmog@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoFor the first one, my ex used to say that to me all the time.
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoYou need to eat more pineapple
minus-squareFunkt4st1c@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoI think watermelon is the meta now
For the first one, my ex used to say that to me all the time.
You need to eat more pineapple
I think watermelon is the meta now