eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days agoMalaphorslemmy.caimagemessage-square146linkfedilinkarrow-up1984arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1978arrow-down1imageMalaphorslemmy.caeightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square146linkfedilinkfile-text
I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·7 days agoKill two cats with one bag
Kill two cats with one bag
Bring out your dead!
But I feel fine… I wanna go for a walk.