Well, no. California will be forced to use its own tax dollars to fight fires and whatnot instead of sending that money to the federal pot to be doled out to the red states that hoover that shit up like a coke whore in a Columbian cartel wearhouse.
Yeah good luck to southeast states during hurricane season and Texas during Ted Cruz Cancun season
Fuck Ted Cruz.
please don’t. we don’t need that asswipe having children.
Too late.
Seconded
You know, now that you mention it…maybe that’s not such a bad idea, eh, Donny-boy? You keep yours, we’ll keep ours, and we’ll see who has the better economy after.
Liberal states will get invaded and treated as foreign territories
Too bad we have most of the population, more guns, and more active duty service members.
Red states don’t have shit.
They have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
If the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal
I salute you, sir.
Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
Sabotage on Texas?
Goung for the plausible deniability aspect.
Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
-massive explosion in background-
*ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
As the saying goes, Steel wins battles, gold wins wars. That’s why I’d bet on California.
“Sounds great to me!” - a large percentage of Americans currently.
Trump voters do everything out of spite. They invent some really obviously stupid excuse to be mad at Democrats and use that as a justification to vote for Trump.
If it can’t have nice things, nobody can. Fuck the other people over as much as possible.
As long as he is hurting the “right people”…
Unfortunately for us, his voters can’t read
Sigh.
Thank you for posting a non-paywalled link! 👏
‘…and even if you do bow to my dementia, well, I’ll let you die anyways’.
This article made me feel sick inside.
Tbf, he’s known to have that effect on people.
That’s the MOST Pro Life thing I’ve ever Heard!
Huh. I guess he is Christian after all. Because according to the bible that’s basically God’s stance too.
Those damn Made in China bibles.
They’re just both narcissists.
Christians, Trump or God?
Yes
Here, I enjoy the ambiguity the lack of oxford comma brings.
Like fucking loser Hitler hiding in his bunker. Vote Blue!
Why am I not surprised this was not The Onion…
Also he wants to get his little hands all over Arnold’s Palmer.
right back atcha fucking shitstain. get on that
I’m recalling something about how terrible Hillary was - according to the Enlightened Centrists ™ and the thoroughly ensconced beltway “liberal media” - for saying something truthful about deplorables and how this lost her the election, nevermind Comey doing what he did to her, while saying nothing about donnie being under investigation…
I wonder what kind of bothsides the media will reach for to cover donnie doing this? Did Kamala “cackle”? Did Walz have some kind of dreamt-up “gaffe”?
Whatever his “closing arguments” are, according to polls, they seem to be working for some reason.
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Meh, I’m not afraid of him. He won’t win anyway. :)
Everyone—including yourself—knows that no one can possibly know whether he will win, so why say it? Do you have a time machine, or do you just spend your days & nights trolling on Lemmy?
Dude, what the fuck are you going on about? Of course it’s a fucking prediction.
Did you somehow think that I feel I have the power of seeing the future?
You know how, during a football game someone places a bet and says, “Man, the Vikings are gonna win. I know it!” Do you honestly think that THEY honestly think they are seeing the future? That they have a supernatural power?!
The fuck, dude? What?! lololol
Now having said all that, and you’ve calmed your shit down, let me say it again: Trump’s gonna lose by a landslide.
See how that works? Thanks, friend! :)
Right, so days & nights trolling then. Got it 👍
Nah brah, they’re only spending a third as much time on this as a job. So there!
Can I get a quick rundown on UniversalMonk? What the hell did he do? Looking at his profile he does seem suspect, but aside from that, did he do something that really exposed him or something?
Wrong. I’m not trolling. Thank you! :)
“I’m not trolling because the mods leave my comments up. Please contact them. Thank you!”
Some mods actually do agree with the obvious: https://lemmy.world/modlog?page=1&userId=9454261
Not sure what that means or what the context is, but thanks anyway!
Weird, the modlog disagrees. https://lemmy.world/modlog?page=1&userId=9454261
Trump will win. Vote like it
He won’t. And I’ve already voted. Thanks! :)
Yeah, you voted for Trump. A vote for third party is a vote for Trump.
He directly voted for Trump. He only preaches 3rd party bullshit to try to trick people into not voting for Harris.
Honestly, I’m not a Democrat either I’m just a “let’s get off the crazy train and improve the country” guy. Hell, I even consider myself conservative
Thought Biden would be terrible but voted for him anyway. He bores me and I’m so happy he does. I’m so glad the internet doesn’t have to report on every little thing the president does.
I thought Harris would be a train wreck but she’s impressed me. Sure, she’s not PERFECT, but I thought her role as a prosecutor (yes that was important to me) would really make her unpalatable. Her actions, even if I think dont correct enough, more than make up for that. It makes me really not care about her time as a prosecutor. Sure, she isn’t the president I would choose but she sure seems at least presidential.
Didn’t you say that you couldn’t vote for who you wanted to vote for a while back? All while wringing your hands about Democrat censorship because your party couldn’t be assed to properly register and fulfill the requirements for appearing on the ballot?
Pepperidge Farm Remembers.
So, if you couldn’t vote for your third party candidate, who did you vote for?
2016 vibes
