

The Onion has been firing on all cylinders today.
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The Onion has been firing on all cylinders today.
Ah, I wasn’t aware of that community, thank you!
I hope I haven’t triggered you with my ignorance. Don’t want ya popping a blood vessel
Lmao I love it when someone gets mad on the internet and immediately starts accusing everyone else of being mad. You’re projecting on more screens than a Marvel movie right now.
That’s about as clever a response as I’d expect from someone that doesn’t understand what the FBI does.
I mean, that nice and all but it’s just flat out nonsense. That’s not how the two alphabet agencies operate. It’s not a “vibes” based matter of opinion… Understanding how things actually work matters.
FBI = domestic
CIA = foreign
Donald Trump’s plan to make history by being the first sitting president to attend.
I mean, what else does he have going on? Everyone knows this is Musk’s presidency. He paid $277mil for it fair and square.
Joking aside, it was about $40k worth of eggs.
In the dumbest timeline our future Mad Max style hellscape will be dominated by those who control the eggs rather than oil and gas.
We must prepare our bodies for the Thunderdome. Thunderdome is the new law!
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YUGE deal. Many people are saying it’s the biggest deal ever. The best people!
“Yes well, short term pain = long term cheap eggs” - Average MAGA moron right now, still not able to afford eggs
For the avid readers out there, bookwyrm is a fantastic alternative to goodreads.
Everybody knew the suit would get dropped after the election because they were reporting the truth. I’m just surprised it took this long.
Ah right. Sorry I misread your comment. It’s getting pretty late over here.
The GOP supermajority in the General Assembly this week gave swift passage to the immigration enforcement law despite warnings from staff attorneys that the bill is “constitutionally suspect” in its unprecedented effort to curtail elected officials’ voting decisions.
The constitution? Are we still pretending that old thing matters anymore? lol good joke.
Which is amusing because The New York Times spent months working to get Trump reelected. And almost certainly had a much greater impact on his election victory than either Breitbart or OAN. They tanked their credibility for some cheap headlines and still got the boot. lol
Yep, we all knew they’d be the first victims of the Trump dictatorship. Hope selling out the country for a few months of “Biden old” headlines was worth it, rat bastards.
Well, I’m a big fan of the sciences so I spend a lot of time reading mander.xyz communities, subbed, I’ll contribute whenever I come across something relevant.