Next administration will probably sweep stuff like this under the rug and tell people to eat more carrots to build nAtUrAl ImMuNiTy.

Now give them a thousand tomahawks and the location of every single Putin palace.

I’ll take Trump Fucked it up for $500, Alex.

The question…it’s a Daily Double!

“It just HAS to work this time.” -Guy stuffing wads of cash into his pockets mutters.

Watch this and you’ll understand.

https://youtu.be/DnPmg0R1M04

Crank it up, baby!

She literally said, “I will go after price gouging,” which is 100% the reason prices are so high, but instead, the media focused you on starting a business. The whole price gouging thing was absent from every news article. The only time you heard it was when she spoke live. Absolutely wild.

This loss brought to you by Corporate Media. We sanewash the insane bullshit and manipulate you into anything.

https://youtu.be/DnPmg0R1M04

Cocoliztli comeback would be out of left field and fitting for this timeline.

cocoliztli:

physician who witnessed the outbreak in 1576, symptoms included high fever, severe headache, vertigo, black tongue, dark urine, dysentery, severe abdominal and chest pain, head and neck nodules, neurological disorders, jaundice, and profuse bleeding from the nose, eyes, and mouth. Some also describe spotted skin, gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, leading to bloody diarrhea, and bleeding from the eyes, mouth, and vagina.

Dude.

Go back on lithium.

This time, with over 3 billion! Think of the ratings!

As long as they want because there will always be stupid people who believe them.

Figures the guy who let AIDS run rampant in Indiana doesn’t care about RFK Jr’s stance on viruses.

The leaks have started.

Two credible witnesses stated to the panel they saw Gaetz fuck a kid.

That thumbnail photo reminds me so much of why I absolutely loath modern country.

Elmo can’t hide this shit.

Somebody tell Gaetz. That might be one way we get rid of him.

“Hey, asshole. Shut up and get on the plane.”- Trump Administration to this chucklefuck in a couple months.

You voted for this, you stupid motherfucker. Now you get to enjoy the ride like the rest of us.

Fucking Russians. Fixed it for you.

Also, those public schools have to take your kids.

Charter or Private Schools? Nope. If your kid is a dumbass or dicks around too much and gets shitty grades sorry, homey. We don’t want your kid. Oh, there’s no other schools? Tough titty.