Fruit is a scientific term. Vegetable is a culinary term.

“This chemical can be absorbed through your skin, and it’s even worse if you’re sweating while wearing the band because it can get into your pores”

Oh, you mean like all the gross Kamala rule 34 shit maga was posting before the election. Got it. Maga is so upstanding.

The Royal Game of Ur

Love all these updating block lists that bluesky has. It’s great.

I’d read this.

Moisturize Me

Run.

Which is the point of it. Be a jerk, get a snarky and true response.

#GriffithDidNothingWrong

I thought it was Belgium?

Agreed. Personally, I think we should strap him to an SLS rocket and shoot him at the surface of the moon. It would be worth a billion dollars.

He’s not even from the US and camen here illegally.

Tldr, they unbanned them.

Bury me with my Minecraft server.

Have you dreamed this man?

It’s more of a “Junk Drawer” in my family. Just for things that have no relevant places or are easily categorized, but are important enough not to keep somewhere more out of the way. Always contains at least one item that makes it near impossible to open the drawer on first pull and requires manipulation to open. For my family, it’s usually a hammer.

Something something silent auction.

The dad pulls up his pant legs to reveal his rainbow knee highs.

“A man of culture I see.”

What in the absolute fuck is wrong with this planet?