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What’s the little girl looking at?
Considering her hand isn’t even casting a shadow over her eyes, probably the sun
I’m thinking, y’know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books?
She’s about to start some shit, Zed.
The charred lump of shit they’re standing on
The next planet to move to
It’s more like people curiously exploring and taking pictures of a receded beach just before the tsunami.
I would be so sweaty standing there that you could white water raft down my ass crack.
Thanks mate, you’ve made me laugh and crack a smile on a big depressive day.
Sorry it’s been rough. Here’s a pie 🥧
This will look great in my unusual-but-highly-descriptive metaphor collection next to “yes, you fart in your sleep, and it is not subtle at all. You sound like a saxophone full of Doritos”
That’s a simile.
Please share more of your collection. I’m enjoying these.
I’d just skip past that and just keel over. I can’t even handle 35°C
How’s that ranger on the right smiling??? She’s got a fucking cable through her leg!
(I know, confusing perspective, but it took me forever to figure out what I was looking at.)
No need for kink shaming thankyou very much.
What is it? I know it’s not a cable.
I think it’s a branch in the foreground behind the person on the right’s shoulder that’s just sticking up into the frame.
That could be. I was thinking maybe handheld two-way radio antenna.
Diabetes usually leads to numbness in the extremities.
Someone find that poor gal some pants that fit her, that looks difficult.
Of course it’s difficult. Having a FUPA is living life on hard mode. I wonder if government jobs would ever consider offering a mumu option for their uniforms.
Come on, boys! The way you’re lollygaggin’ around here with them picks and them shovels, you’d think it was a hundert an’ forty degrees…! Can’t be more than a hundert an’ thirty five!
Dock that ____ a days pay fer napping on the job!
Yeah I figured I could’ve completed the line by using dock that ranger
I was there 16 years ago and I remember it said 43 degrees (Celsius) (I remember because my ex at the time said it was too hot for her, but I loved it. But of course I had to leave)
You enjoy 43 degrees? What are you? A fucking reptile? 🥵
It hit 40 in the UK a few years back, and I spent the whole day dying. Fucking horrible.
lol…l prefer solar camel
I have never been tempted to visit a place called, “Death Valley.”
It’s pretty interesting actually. Especially on an Enduro motorbike.
You can pay $130 to run a marathon there: https://raceroster.com/events/2024/72825/2024-death-valley-marathon-half-marathon-and-10k
Had that one filed away in my mind because I once watched a documentary about Scott Juarek (a runner popular for being able to manage such feats) where the runners explained that they had to run on the white paint on the road so the soles of their shoes wouldn’t melt. Humans are crazy (and I’d love see how far I could go in such heat myself :D).
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You’re one to talk
Zing.
No need to be fucking rude, park rangers are some of the nicest people on this earth and I’m sure they fulfill their job quite well
Evidently not.
You made a bad statement, and you should feel bad about it.
