Anyone who knows me knows that I hate Java with the fire of a thousand suns, but this is just sad. Most of these are true of any programming language. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to hate Java besides the fact that its concurrency utilities are as utterly shite as those of its 90s contemporaries, like the fact that it does not support multiple inheritance, or remote interface implementation, or any form of namespacing besides the goddamned filesystem, or unsigned integers, or string formatting. Or you could rant about the primitive type/object dichotomy and how you can’t use primitive types in generics, or the fact that type erasure is a thing and you can’t return a generic type from a method because javac is too stupid to remember what generic parameters you passed to a class, or the JVM’s atrocious memory efficiency, or the fact that it’s not backwards compatible thus requiring end users to install multiple versions of the JVM for different projects, or

Zoophiles are disgusting, sure, but I think we were all happier not being reminded that they exist

Look, if you want a RealDoll, just buy one.

No way, you’re telling me a televised MMA fight was staged? Say it isn’t so!

i wish i sometimes loved organizing

Canonical wants to be Microsoft so goddamn bad they can taste it

That is the worst keyboard layout i have ever seen. Bravo.

“Is Rust object-oriented?”

sweats nervously

me: “i’m kind of sick of women assuming i’m a murderer or a rapist just because i’m a man who happens to be standing near them”

intellectual women, invariably: “if you aren’t personally talking to your friends about why rape is wrong, the fact that women assume that about you is your fault”

me: “i’m kind of sick of women assuming my friends are rapists just because they happen to be men”

I don’t think trying to convince people is going to do anything anymore. Everyone who was ever going to leave Twitter already has. Anyone who still uses Twitter after everything that’s happened will immediately dismiss this Toot or anyone saying anything resembling it as baseless fearmongering. What’s the point?

This is bait. It’s gotta be.

It’s blindingly obvious to anyone with more than one brain cell that you’re a troll, so I’m going to do something I should have done a long time ago.

Later, moron.

The human, of course, flies anyway, because it does not care what dragons think is impossible.

He turned himself into a rule. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

the only reason i enjoy hug people as much as i do today is because when i was in high school showing physical affection was mandatory. that was how you told them they had succeeded in breaking you out of your shell, and could now stop trying.

anyone after visiting my interrogation chamber

wait, does this mean that dragons think about dragon/human romances the same way we think about bee movie???

i… i need a minute,

i love you too random internet denizen!! ❤️

when god programmed ADHD brains he forgot to merge the friendship degradation mechanic from the mainline branch and i’m really glad He did

As a wise Tumblrite once said:

The rats are fleeing the sinking ship
The wolves are fleeing the sinking ship
The dragons are fleeing th