But his emails

What accent do you fart in?

Sir, do I, of all people, look like an economist? I post shitty memes for giggles and think about dirt all day.

I work from home a lot a lot. I have to be careful about the rapport of my cannon at the office

Just a little tease on the pickle and the the smell of pickled eggs - a woman of culture

LOL. Bro thinks ‘If I work hard, I will succeed; effort and progress scale linearly’

I used to work 300 hr months for years. Let me be the first to tell you that’s the most toxic thinking you can imagine

These guys were so huge and then fell off the face of the planet

Two part comment:

I don’t think you should have to answer to anyone, but at the same time don’t sell yourself short.

Humans are social creatures by nature - even if you’re very introverted like me, you do need some sort of connection. In your case, it may not be connection you need, but build some redundancy in a system that works for you.

One of the things that I noticed as my 30s came and went was how situational friendships and relationships are. Most people you meet in life are just passing though your story. Very few stick.

I also realized how little effort most people put in to friendships. I’m always the one trying to maintain. They have my number but the phone never rings for the most part.

You get it

Hurling Subway sandwiches at cops is probably the best use of them. They aren’t fit for human consumption

A friend and I have a saying about femme fatale women: I wouldn’t even try to fix her; I’d let her make me worse

He’s gonna need a big ol’ cable

That’s super shitty dude. No one deserves that.

This is amazing. we’re called dirt sniffers in industry, as we often smell for hydrocarbons to determine if soil is contaminated - or in my case, if the naturally occurring hydrocarbons were present, and should be avoided during soil salvage operations

Hey ma! My little dirt sniffing community made the news!

Howling