I can’t tell if this is real, but I can’t fathom how you could make it up
"it must be true because, if it were not true, no one would have had the imagination to invent it” - fancy math man
“Creepy landscape boy” feels made up. Children are way more imaginative, especially when it comes to derogatory nicknames.
No “Horny Hill Henry”, “Masturbatin’ mountain mike”, “Lickin’ Lakes Liam”, …?
Something about this story reads German to me, which might affect the chosen insult and its translation
Sounds like a thing girls would come up with, tbh.
My highschool girlfriend used to call a guy “the creeper”.
I dated a guy in college whom I (affectionately) referred to as “the caveman,” because he had a really prominent brow. My (unaffectionate) nickname in high school was “sleepy,” because I fell asleep in class once, and that was made up by boys.
I think most nicknames are a little unimaginative.
Kids aren’t reinventing the wheel.
Yeah, and teenagers have even more derogatory imagination than children. Really depends on the grade.
Maybe he’ll pursue a career in manscaping
One thing i can vouch for. During HS in early 2000’s, girls would wear thongs and low waist jeans exposing their junk when leaning forward. Sounds good on paper but when youre not rly interested in them and forced to see it its meh.
There were two young English teachers who came in my senior year who wore whale tails almost every day of the week. They were the source of many controversial arguments. Regardless, I overheard that they matched on a bonus at the end of the year because their courses had the best attendance record.
Whale tails? Nice. We called underpants sticking out from pants “filter bags.”
Whale tale is specific to thongs, so not much bag to filter. More like a shit splitter
How are you forced to see it? Just don’t look at it?
If it’s a teenager … don’t look at it was just about as effective as the D.A.R.E. just say no line.
Good point
Wow exhibitionism solved.
Extrapolating hobbies and sexual turn ons from spying on someone’s underwear is indeed pretty creepy
I don’t understand how you propose fixes for cases like this. Like the thought-process is so alien, I don’t even know where to start fixing these people, except to head back to toddler instructions on personal space and communication.
Middle and high school are full of stupid misconceptions about girls. In my middle school, people believed that if you wore black panties, it meant you’re DTF. The boys also thought that if a girl’s nipples were hard, it meant she was turned on. No amount of saying, “Bruh, it’s just winter,” or asking why boys’ nipples don’t get hard when they’re horny, would change their minds.
It all really boils down to - some boys will grasp at anything to confirm their belief that a girl is interested in sex.
Black panties mean she’s discovered that her period won’t stain them
Yeah but isn’t like this exact thing what big tech is doing?
And stupid as fuck, lmao!
I believe the first half of this story
Anon wasn’t a creep because of the landscape shirt. Anon was a creep who wore a landscape shirt.
OP learned that day the difference between correlation and causation.
It actually sounds to me like they didn’t learn anything
OP learned that day that you dedinitely should not be spying on a person’s panties lol ewww wtf?!
Sounds like her panties were public knowledge but generally yeah don’t be gooning that hard.
OP was not allowed to teach at the school again.
I got stuck on there being a correlation between class and color worn. If accurate, my best guess is a correlation between Laundry Day and Geography Class. That is, she ran out of undies she liked by that day of week, so dipped into her disfavored clothes stash.
Moral of the story: be yourself not something you think somebody wants.
I learned that lesson a long time ago.
Next green text story incoming:
Me: tried being myself
Her: ew
Well yeah of course. Lots of people may not like the real you. You just need to find one. Well unless she’s a cheating bitch and then you need two. Er… I mean … never mind. 😂
but the sad truth is that there is the likely possibility that NOBODY will ever like you despite how loyal or peaceful or kind or handsome you are.
THATS what makes dating one of the shittiest games to play.
You can do everything right and every single person you want to date can still want to hang you despite you not saying or doign a mean thing to them.
You can do everything wrong like pinochet, reza shah, mobuto, joe biden, kamala harris, suharto , pol pot, benjamin mileikowsky, adolph shitler, queen victoria, idi amin, etc… and people will build statues in your honiur AND wanna have your babies…wait… ALL the people I just mentioned all had spouses AND children! loool.
The same can be said for making friends too I have also found. People have told me they either wont date me or either wont befriend me…because the biggest sin Ive committed , in their words, was I am Black…
Enjoy those shitty, lonely games , comrades lol 😉🫡💔😏🤭
I totally believe there is someone for everyone. But given the amount of people around you and the number of combinations there is a very distinct possibility you may never meet them. It’s basically a math problem. Well computer science (and possibly economics… can’t remember), lookup the stable matching problem if you really wanna nerd out.
I’m sorry you have run into that. I can’t help that some people are just racist assholes but I understand how that could make it difficult. My entire life has pretty much been in academia so I don’t really see that side of people very often. I guess the more educated someone is the less racist they tend to be.
I consider myself very lucky in that I have quite a few friends. Some for as long as 35+ years. But the one trick that I have found to making friends is pretty simple… well its at least worked for me… just be interested in whatever they are interested in. I mean don’t be someone you’re not, but just finding their passions worthy of discussion almost always gets my foot in the door. Eventually, unless there are just a narcisstic asshole, it will be recriprocatedI. If they are that selfish and just use you, you really don’t want them for a friend anyways.
Meh, happens sometimes
be yourself
Maybe don’t be a guy who catalogues his classmates’ underwear colors.
yeah… and that….
clearly he needs a shirt showing a boy creeping on a girls thong in class
Some people, especially 4chan people, should not be themselves if they want a relationship they don’t have to pay an hourly rate for.
I dont think its not thst they shouldnt be themselves its rather that people like the OP, if they exist, should change themselves to be more respecting of tihers’ private spaces or OP just has not matured to the point that they know thenselves.
A person who is secure in themeelves will never spy on a person’s panties and ‘correlate it to their supposed horniness’…
I didn’t learn this until my late 20s and that was really too late. It’s weird once you realize you haven’t been yourself for years, and when you start to try to be, it’s like meeting a long lost friend again.
Thats basically what the 20s are for everybody. You try to be anything but yourself and then you grow out of it and spend your 30s cringing at 20s-you.
I mean yes, creepy boy… but not for the reasons she thought
Or she saw him peeking at her panties everyday
Im pretty sure either she saw him doing the creeeping orr he told her his creepy hypothesis. And THATS where she gets the term from…
Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most
idk what your talking about, this hella happened!
And it DEFINITELY happened in 2001
But actually she definitely didn’t laugh in my face, and make me cry, and get all her friends to make photoshops of my crying face on various pieces of landscape photos, for nearly a decade.
She said she would love to date me, right after her family finished moving to Canada.
I respect that. He had a theory and tested it out. It was wildly wrong (and yes, I know it’s most likely fake), but at least he went and tried.
but sypying on someone’s panty color and then using that porposition to guage when to ask them out is just weird. I think we can all agree on that , no?
I would recommend Please dont do that.
If you wanna ask someone out ? Just ask them out and pre-emptively accept the eternal heartbreak when they deny and then move on in life when you can.
the growth of science rests on the back of failure
He had a theory based on spying on someone’s underwear and turning them on with a shirt, so i actually don’t respect that
“Oh yeah?? Well I won’t have a date with a panty girl!! Panty girl!!! Panty girl!!”
- Anon if he wasn’t gay and the story was even real
Op on the tism
Bet the clothes is just excuse and the one who wear it can’t hide whatever personality they radiate, thus rejection.
There were raspels voice other reasons
