Science fact: She takes so long because she has to pick up the sperm individually.

FIFA doing something flagrantly corrupt

Seems illegal.

What the fuck are hunter eyes? Don’t all humans have predator vision? Are there people out there with 360 degree rabbit vision?

When you tap your fingers around like a little prancing horse you are being scientifically accurate.

Rise and grind. On my wife.

My argument is what the fuck are you celebrating? Did you get enough of your freedums this year?

I really have no idea what you were saying then. Are you saying people shouldn’t celebrate the 4th because a rapist is currently in charge? Or that doing it every year ad infinitum is too much?

Either way I stand by what I said. Let people have their fireworks and stop being a grumpy old fuck about it.

You ever taken a look at your local level politics? It’s mostly NIMBYs trying to use environmental law not to protect the environment, but to protect their property value and keep out “undesirables.”

They’re also trying to shut down night clubs, roadblock any method of transportation that isn’t car-oriented, enact curfews, and generally just suck all the joy out of life like these no-fireworks having fun police.

You used a bullshit apples to oranges comparison for your bullshit criticism. You didn’t say New Years or Juneteenth, actual fireworks holidays, because it highlights how stupid your “get over it” argument is.

Okay, now say that about literally any holiday aside from the one you personally dislike and see how it holds up.

I like fireworks. I don’t like when people continue to set them off at odd hours weeks after the 4th.

I think complaining about fireworks on a day of celebration is some grumpy old NIMBY shit.

It’s a danger to their (theoretical) profits.

Revenge porn does not typically include a central theme of everyone ending up worse off every time they go out of their way to seek revenge.

TLOU2 had a good story. Aloy doesn’t look like a goblin. Kratos reflecting on his past is good character development.

Meanwhile, your gacha waifu just had her panties censored in the latest update.

Looking at nature is just analog media consumption.

Reject modernity. Return to writing tasks on post-it notes.

Have we tried bombing it?

Hate when my sweeties get Bimbofied.

Anon forgot about the posting of random incel-coded anime “motivation” clips on their social media.

Right about more things. Also confidently wrong about just as many things.