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    I was wondering why there was a spike at 70 but then i realized

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      Nice.

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        Oooh I didn’t get it

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      Nice

    • Dasus@lemmy.world
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      Nice

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    Divorced living alone at 30 and this meme just lifted my spirits a little bit

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      Enjoy the dirty thirties as they are meant to be enjoyed

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    30, 40, 50, 69.

    • Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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      Nice

  • BeBopALouie@lemmy.ca
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    Those were the days. Skateboard competitions, scouring the streets and malls at 3 am. This was my board. Custom design by Wee Willy Winkles in Canada.

    Here is me back in the day riding it.

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      That is cool! Shocked to see an 8 wheeler.

      Really putting the back in back in the day.

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        A Toft design, 8 wheeler. Custom bearings, wheel wells, lifters, extended trucks. Was made for me to go faaaaast down hills but I could also do most tricks as well. Helps when your friend has a skateboard factory.

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    I’m just gonna go ahead and say it. The fuck is juuling

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      I think it’s a type of vape, but it was popular a while ago and I haven’t heard much since. Maybe this is an old meme?

      Edit: quick search with an AI result appearing to pull from a pdf from a site against kids getting tobacco: JUUL’s popularity peaked in late 2018 and early 2019, reaching over 70% of the US e-cigarette market. Since then, its market share has declined, falling to 42% by July 2020 and 36% by March 2022.

      • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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        It was SO popular I’m shocked at how many people dong remember it

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    If you’re able to live on your own over the age of 90, you’re killing it.

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      Yea, needs a new upswing at 70 for “living alone” like, it’s potentially sad, but just being able to live on your own gets more impressive the older someone is

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    Id say those are all very accurate. Good job.

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    I want this graph for every drug and substance ever used by humankind

    Siri serve me as you are obliged to by the user agreement and get to work

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    The age spike at 69 is 🤌

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      Nice

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      I didn’t notice!!! Hahahahh

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      Celebrating retirement?

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        Nope.

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    As a 52 year old that has been skateboarding since the 1970’s I take great offense with anyone that tries to gatekeep skateboarding. Skateboards are always cool.

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      I’ve been skating since 1986. The first time someone asked me if I was too old for it was in 1987. That question is really only in the eye of the beholder.

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      Stop complaining… Oh wait

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      I think it’s all about perspective. Say the Patty Cake one. A 30 year old doesn’t seem “cool” doing it according to the chart. But a 30 year old who sits down with a 5 year old and does it… That kid thinks they are pretty cool.

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      I debate every week learning to skate at 45

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        do it

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        I feel there is a big difference between being able to skate at 45 and learning to skate at 45.

        I used to skate as a kid, but I never once managed to pop an ollie.

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          That’s what killed my skating dreams. I watched buddy after buddy popping Ollie’s first day while I spent 2 days that seemed like an eternity barely trying and never once being able to do it

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      Are you J. Mascis?

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        Unexpected dinosaur jr

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      Being at the bottom of the half pipe isn’t cool though.

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    FYI (because I had to look it up) Juuling is just vaping with a smaller type of vape…

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      like, say, a Juul?

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        Sure but I don’t vape so the only thing Juul means to me is Yule…

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          I was just teasing :)

          Juul is pronounced like jool or maybe jewel. I can see how non-americans can misinterpret that though

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        Is that a vape brand?

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          yeah, popular with the younger crowd. there was some controversy over black market vape pods causing popcorn lung in some highschoolers

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      Na, juuls use a salt crystal delivery system, vapes use an oil base concentrate.

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        Salt nic is not exclusive to Juul, and only weed vapes use an oil. Vape juice is propylene glycol and vegetable glycerol with flavoring and nicotine.

        (Source here is me, went to vapes to successfully quit smoking back when there was more threading than a 510, when mods were a milled tube and a button or flashlight guts, with an rca connector on top so you could switch between different thread types. It sucks what its become, it was really helpful for me to quit nicotine completely by having a vape.)

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          You are very wrong about only weed vapes using an oil, but that’s not the point anyways, so…

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            I think you’re misunderstanding - weed vapes can use oil (and more, such as dry flower), but nic vapes are not oil based.

            So only weed vapes would use an oil. Not that weed vapes are exclusively oil. Based on your reply I am assuming thats what’s being confused here.

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        Both let people know they love sucking a dick

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          let people know they love sucking dick

          Probably not as well as when we wear our fave top

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            If we were in prison together, you wouldn’t last 5 minutes inside of me

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              That’s the spirit. Why wait for prison?

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            Our when our favorite tops wear us

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    Bruh, seeing gam gam playing patty cake at 97 is priceless. Fix this graph lol

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      There are definitely patty cake cool bumps when you become a parent of a toddler and a grandparent of a toddler. In those moments your coolness is off the chart.

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    If a 100 yo is still living alone he is metal as fuck. If a 100yo is breathing he is already cool, anything they do is already a win

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      Henry Kissinger…

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      There’s nothing cool about having to live alone because the person you been married to for 50+ years died and you can’t bring yourself to meet soemone else out of heartache, even after 10 or 20 years.

      It is pretty cool though if you do manage to meet someone else, when you’re 90 and now you’re popping viagra like candy.

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      Depends if they’re just wasting away alone or still active and healthy.

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      Fuck yeah, juul it up old fart

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    (Seeing the birthday spike.)

    Nice.

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    That half-pipe in the graph looks very tempting. I can’t wait until I’m 80 so I can be a cool skateboarder again.

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