Okay, well I can’t charge him. All I can do is raise awareness.

If by ‘dishwasher,’ you mean ‘the slave who washes the emperor’s dishes,’ then it better be or else.

In America? You’re joking!

Can’t be a childless cat lady without the cat.

I don’t know… I doubt she has a most bodacious butt.

What is the relevance beyond this dude being way into guns? I mean I think attempted assassination told us that already.

This isn’t inner city Detroit, this is a small Indiana city. Snipers are not the norm.

When he violates federal law? Yes.

Within a couple of sentences.

My favorite would be John Gielgud, but I couldn’t find an image.

It wasn’t a joke. That’s his go-to excuse when people generally decide he’s said something atrocious.

That was my point though. Even the LAPD isn’t this bad.

I personally prefer Cary Grant humiliating himself than Eric Idle, but your mileage may vary…

I took the train from NoHo to downtown or Long Beach all the time and I do not remember turnstiles. In fact, I remember wondering where they were the first time I did it.

This is Bloomington, Indiana. Population 80,000. Police snipers aren’t generally a thing in towns that size.

If they have turnstiles, that is something they added since I lived there a decade ago.

I wish I knew.

I don’t even know how to process that. “If the governor doesn’t play ball, a bunch of people nowhere near Sacramento should die in a fire?”

SCOTUS: “Ha ha, no more Chevron. Fuck you.”

You show me when this sort of situation has ever happened in L.A.

Because believe me, there are plenty of crazies with knives in L.A. too.