“Yeah, makes sense. You know how hard it is to draw a perfect circle? How about you try it then, asshole? Didn’t think so. Now pay up!!”

• Canva sales team, probably

The worst is being corrected.

“Good morning, how are you?”

looks at watch “it’s 12:01pm so it’s good afternoon”

But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?

It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back

They should brand it “omg gmo grapefruit”

Everyone knows the sun’s core makes vitamin D

I feel like it’s just boomers at this point