True, but I feel like in these discussions I really need to know which fruit it was that God was chatting with Great-Grandma about that afternoon.
True, but I feel like in these discussions I really need to know which fruit it was that God was chatting with Great-Grandma about that afternoon.
Those war criminals in DC in later Bush administrations were so appalling and demoralizing that it’s hard to remember they’re able to be right about any single thing.
Wow that Donald Trump guy is starting to look attractive for the first time in human history.
They’d be super offensés if they could speak a real language. Thanks for half our vocabulary, suckeurs.
Please, no. I need to believe there’s still a place where things aren’t worsening.
cleverly also called “dogfooding”
Sapiosexuals rise up. Then ejaculate.
When I don’t, I act like I do, and the rest takes care of itself. Plus more friends plus more actual confidence.
It takes a village. Don’t kinkshame. Do nazishame. Do wealthhordeshame.
This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.
“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.
—me to the neighbor’s mailbox
I’m partial to The 5.6.7.8’s, myself
Omg I haaaaate the 9/11s. If they ever find out who was driving those planes, we should probs kill them.
Brazzers ethics correct
Haven’t you shown her the chart with the pirates? Can’t argue with science.
Philippines- and rosary-loving atheist here. She’s a keeper.
Force an analogy even if you haven’t figured out an applicable one yet
Win–win, Pangloss
The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.