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Greece was 3000 years early to OPs game
Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they’re “so aethetical” and despised vajayjays coz “they’re disgusting axe-wounds”. When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I’m just “straightphobe” and seeing gays everywhere.
I didn’t really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.
Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.
That’s hilarious, I wouldn’t know how to react lmao
In hindsight it kinda was funny. Though also supersad, seeing him THAT delusional just because we are the remnants of a generation brought up with hate for gays. I didn’t really cared about his sexual preferences. He was a great dude. Yet he’s gone due to this repression of such a trivial matter.
straight men don’t cum when getting fucked in the ass by a man
???
Not with that attitude you wont
Are you saying that to experience a whole new type of sensational overload you would need to let go of your preconceived ideas and just let what’s gonna happen happen? Give in and give it up? It’s a lot to ask, a lot to ask.
Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!
In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.
Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.
If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!
I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.
Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.
I agree with the sentiment, but the idea that a dude - particularly a young horny dude - isn’t going to cum with a fucking sexy whisper in his ear is crazy. Never even mind the Kinsey Scale, this seems to deny the idea of being horny.
In other news, my friend got me to try carrot in his meat and potato pie, and I was all “keep that orange shit off my plate” but he was persistent and I caved and tried it for the first time in a decade (with a big chunk of meat) and I didn’t hate it at all.
I shouted at him when he fed me “some kind of exotic shredded fruit peel cake, try it, it’s really moist and tasty” and when I liked it admitted it was carrot cake. I shouted a lot, and he just laughed at me and offered me another stupid delicious slice, the git.
So I think the lesson we all learned is that when I think I can’t possibly be persuaded to try something and that I find the very idea unpleasant, I might well be wrong. Quite, quite wrong.
So, Jamie, wherever you are these days, sorry. If I had my time over I’d give it a try. The internet agrees with your point about who gives the best head, and I hope you’re happy somewhere with some lucky guy who is indeed having the Jamie “I wouldn’t just blow your dick, I would fucking blow your mind” treatment. Seems stupid in retrospect not to have said yes.
You did say “call me when you’re drunk and horny enough”. Well, today’s that day, but I don’t have your number and there’s no way I’m involving our parents in a decade-overdue “Does Jamie want to come round to play?”
I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.
Once I did it with my right hand, but I’m left handed, if you know what I mean. You really notice the dick in your hand when you do it that way, I can tell you. I learned some things about myself that day. Things I didn’t tell my homies, despite them all having dicks that I had very much not been thinking about, but which must inevitably have similar fundamental characteristics.
I’m so confused. I think I’m just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.
TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.
It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.
Every greentext is based in some reality
Indeed, indeed.
If one is only bi on the Internet, is one really straight?
I’ve known a lot of gay and asexual women that end up in this exact scenario
What in the 4chan bullshit is this?
Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn’t want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he’s totally fine being someone’s FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.
Basically, Anon is a moron.
Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems
Bro it’s the same smh
It’s exactly that. 4chan bullshit.
> writes gay fanfic with really weird twists
> wtf, gay shit is fucking weird
op is pretty fucking based ngl
What does based mean? Edit after finding out: That’s wild. When there are many other words to describe the same thing.
authentic and in touch with who he is
Slang meaning cool, admirable
being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based
I’ve heard it called being “homelessexual”
Hobosexual
I thought hobosexual was you exclusively date people who carry bindles and hitch free rides on freight trains.
It’s considered sex trafficking in Canada!
Can I at least advertise myself to women between 25-60? Or even mail-order husband is covered under this?
Trafficking? Where they taking them? Home?!
bro im gonna coom
Fake and Gay
Gay, Anon is gay
Fake, Anon claims to be straight
Naaah… just fake.
It came across as a liiiitle bit gay, no?
“Dude who’s in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings”
Yeah that 100% checks out actually
Hobosexual is wild lmfao
depressingly common, was even more common before we let women have rights
‘we let’ women have rights? Women fought tooth and nail for years to get those rights, and assholes are still trying to claw them away; fuck, there’s places in the US right now where women are dying because their access to healthcare has been sabotaged by a supreme court that reinterpreted the constitution to remove their rights.
“we” in this case could be the American government in general and the supreme court specifically. The fact that such an important right was “granted” by a decision of nine random schmucks and can be taken away by another decision (rather than being a law) is not a great look for that government.
But you’re right that it was not the best phrasing. Activism is extremely important esp on more local levels
straight but bi when it benefits me
Brother, you’re bi.
Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn’t know that’s a thing.
That’s exactly what it looks like
Straight but being bi unlocks additional dialog options
I can’t believe no one else said this but I feel it’s necessary…
Fake and gay
Queer and insincere, even.
Nah this one reads true and bi.
Lots of fake shit all over Lemmy lately. Clogged with bot gen crap and memes.
It is like reddit, but without Spez
without Spez
Still an improvement then
Can’t tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.
cis guy on hrt
Why would they be on hrt
The same reason anyone would be: because their current body doesn’t match their gender identity and they want to change that. This person just happened to start inside the same arbitrary social category as their destination.
I’m confused
The word cisgender (often shortened to cis; sometimes cissexual) describes a person whose gender identity corresponds to their sex assigned at birth, i.e., someone who is not transgender.
If they’re taking hrt it sounds like they’d want to change their gender
Just as some AMAB (Assigned Male At Birth) men want to look more masculine and will work out at the gym or take testosterone supplements, some AMAB men are femboys and may temporarily take feminizing HRT to look less masculine.
Both are trying to change their bodies to better fit their gender identity, and femboy is clearly a different identity from gym bro, but they are both male gender identities.
What hormones would a gym fembroy take though?
Answer is still HRT, and a femboy would probably have a very different exercise routine than a gym bro in terms of areas they’d want to work.
maybe they’re a twitch streamer
Could be a lot of reasons.
What would some of those reasons be?
Low to no sexdrive and they want to have one
Trying to stop or slow down the progression of male pattern baldness
Loss of muscle mass.
To fix low testosterone
Maybe they are not trans but want to be more feminine looking.
since by straight they meant liking women I assume it’s a transman no? I’m unsure too though
Femboy means they are biologically male.
Not necessarily, they could be a feminine trans man.
I thought a femboy was specifically AMAB who presents more femininely.
In short: Femboy is about presenting as a very feminine man, men doing that can include trans men.
Slightly longer: It’s why there are different categories for sex, gender assigned at birth, gender identity and gender expression. A femboy would identify male and express feminine. The opposite is a tomboy, somebody who identifies as female and expresses in a masculine manner, both are not necessarily linked to the individuals sex and/or gender assigned at birth.
Trans refers to a different gender identity than the gender assigned at birth and doesn’t come into play here.
They’re saying in this case, seemingly, he was born male, but a trans femboy can exist.
That makes sense, thanks.
