Good god lemon.

No, that one is burned into my eyes forever.

Ya, I remember the first time I went on rotten and my young mind was not prepared for it. Honestly I miss the good old days when the most shocking thing was lemonparty and tubgirl.

Umm annon that was not the wild web. The wild web was in the 90’s and early 00’s. That was truly the wild web.

You can go fuck yourself because they are great on their own or mixed in yogurt.

You kind of can, but for the most part, it is better to just not engage unless they are showing themselves to be an open and honest interlocutor.

I really, really dislike that they used the word aroma when describing the smell.

Now, to be fair, to the letter X, the X-men are not evil.

It’s almost like not starting a war in 500 years and being as neutral as possible lead to being a stable country.

Oh and 3 seconds on Google proves you wrong. Switzerland is the best and most stable economy and country in the world… again. https://www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/articles/2023-09-06/steady-switzerland-is-once-again-the-worlds-best-country

We have had 2 assassination attempts on someone running for the highest public office in the country in 3 months. One of the people currently running for office who has a chance at winning tried lost the last election they were in and then tried to take over the government by force.

Our country is not stable.

I would much rather invest in a more stable country like Sweeden or Switzerland.

I liked the castlevania one about how it’s just a shape that confuses their vision for some reason.

So I know this is satire but I wouldn’t buy a us bond. I would much rather buy one from a stable country.

Low to no sexdrive and they want to have one

Trying to stop or slow down the progression of male pattern baldness

Loss of muscle mass.

To fix low testosterone

Maybe they are not trans but want to be more feminine looking.

How about this one

Jews don’t recognize Jesus

Mormons don’t recognize the pope

And Baptist don’t recognize each other in the liquor store

Could be a lot of reasons.

I want to pinch those beans.

You shouldn’t eat rock doves they are very dirty birds and you can get pretty sick.

Don’t underestimate how strong and ferocious a house cat is. They are fully capable of fucking you up beyond what you think they are able to. Anytime a house cat has attacked you they have 100% pulled their punches.

Took the words right outta my mouth.