The third party add-on levels are awesome too.

😢

Why have decent policy when you can just be a reactionary fuckwit?

I liked almost everything made for it. Even the cute little game where you play with animals.

I just started playing this yesterday. It’s super fun and gorgeous. It’s pretty janky and simple but 100% worth playing.

It really leans into a lot of things that make the genre great and pays homage to the ones that came before. I see a lot of Elder Scrolls and Witcher 3 influences. I truly believe this would be GotY contender if it had a AAA budget.

Idc as long as there are more memes.

90’s high school kids?

Lady, this isn’t a beach. It’s a bathtub.

They don’t really need marketing. They need an enjoyable game. I just don’t think that’s going to happen. Some “Bungie” fans will play it like it’s the greatest thing ever but it will have minimal appeal to general gamers.

Wdym?

I know they’re not cheap but there are way better options now: Hyundai, Volvo, Rivian, etc are making EVs. Hybrids (especially plugin) are available from some of the most reliable companies, ie Toyota.

La Quimera

Bungie is the ship of Theseus. They have the name but everyone who made Marathon, Myth, and Halo has gone away.

Depends on how wet it is.

It’s less corresponding parts of Velcro and more doubling up on the hard plastic hooks side and rubbing them back and forth.

I bet they didn’t even make it for wearing. It’s probably a cup.

Drugs Are Really Excellent.

Hilarious and deserved. They should have built something useful instead of overhyping a truck that can’t do truck things and gets bricked by rain or broken latches.

I have two eyes and I’ve never gotten one to work.

I have never heard of most of these and I’m a decent degenerate.

My guy was really lazy the other day. He just sent me back my phone number as a code.