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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Now who is laughing?

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Now who is laughing?

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    Hmmm, send it back to R&D. The expelled gasses going directly into the horn would only produce a single-toned “HONK”. Instead, those gasses could be used to inflate a cuff that’s wrapped around a more traditional style clown horn bulb, squeezing the bulb and producing that same noise; but as the cuff loses pressure and bulb reinflates, the air it draws back will produce second tone, providing the clown horn’s signature “HEE-HAW” that our prospective murder victims expect and deserve.

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      You could skip a lot of effort by just using g a rubber chicken

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        Yes but direct gas impingement on a rubber chicken is going to wear some parts. Better to have an indirect system and avoid carbon deposits in your comedy noisemakers.

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        • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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          I try not to miss a good gif opportunity!

      • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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        Smithers, have old man Gower killed

  • UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca
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    I could totally see this in the next Borderlands game.

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    Bullets are faster than sound. So it might be bang, splat, toot.

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      subsonic ammo is a thing, esp. for suppressed firearms - that way you never get a crack, and only hear the mechanical action of the assemblies reciprocating.

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        Noted, clown horn might counteract my suppressor.

        • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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          yeah I mean the horn is what we’re trying to preserve, not the crack.

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            I’d pay to see the John Wick silencer flight dubbed with those “her-huh” clown horn sounds.

            • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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              slap kick pfft HONK pfft HONK pfft HONK punch kick

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        .45 acp default rounds is subsonic

        • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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          Valid point. But is that .45? the barrel looks small.

          Frankly I can’t identify the firearm.

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            It’s a russian Margolin, or some variant. So yes, a .22LR.

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            Looks like .22 they too can’t achieve over subsonic speeds in pistols example of that is lr 22/45 pistol

    • Ook the Librarian@lemmy.world
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      Which is exactly in line with the meme.

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    this idea is going straight to space station 13, I’m sure

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      Hey, a fellow space station player in the wild! Please God don’t let the station clown get this, he already tied me up in the library so I have to watch his nonsense.

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      I’ve played like 2 games of it and have no idea wtf is going on, any tips?

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        make friends and survive :3

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    Not a bad idea, people will just think its a crackhead clown walking down the street shooting people. No reason to call the cops then.

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    Please tell me there is a youtube video out there building this.

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      OP’s post

      • Ook the Librarian@lemmy.world
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        Amazing. Thanks. Seems like you could divert most of the air into a secondary silencer chamber. That way only a “small” amount of air interacts with the reed. I’m not a gun guy though. I’m more here for the clown noises.

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          He needs to run it through an adjustable gas block.

          I’m sure Wojtek Weaponry could rig something up for him. They love silly gun community memes.

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            Would that make noise that would overcome the honk? That was my fear of a secondary device. (again not a gun guy.)

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              Easy solution.

              Secondary silencer!

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                It’s silencers all the way down.

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    It’s a clown gun. It has thousands of clown bullets inside and are commonly used in action movies due to how the bullets are many and non-lethal however they edit out the honking.

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    You should post this to noncredibledefense as well.

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      this is far to credible

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    Honk honk

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    Good, now play rush E on it

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    should have an ridiculous huge trigger

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    BWHAHAHAHA

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