Android users: “iPhones are stupid, Apple is a greedy and evil company”

Also Android users:

You realize that there is no apple.

The lawful evil kind.

Yes that looks totally real and not like AI at all

Could be black beans

Username checks out

IDK, I bet it probably tastes funny.

Neat. Thanks for sharing.

Scheiße 💩

You definitely won’t regret smoking 20 cigarettes…

Pretty sure that’s a Bart Simpson phone prank

You gotta wonder what Mr. and Mrs. Cox were thinking naming their son Michael. Or Holden…

Say your prayers, little one

Thanks, I hate it.

I plugged the same prompt into Stable Cascade and this was the result:

Hope you enjoyed

If better = worse

That explains a lot of his recent unhinged tweets

Absolutely real

I honestly have no idea but I kinda get the vibe that it might be a few decades old, i.e. from a time before marijuana laws started to become more relaxed.