Is anon Claviculer?
Yes.
I’m jerking off to the idea of being them, not to their perfectly chiseled faces and washboard abs.
What’s a gigachad folder?
A 9/11 folder but with images of gigachads
Mooo000mmmm, your embarsseeng meeee, they r dank mememes
I just thought of something, what if a greentext admits to being gay?
Would it be fake and straight or real and gay?
It’s a paradox.
Undefined and bi
sometimes being gay is just gay
what, you're homosexual?

Show her your folder of incest porn to prove you’re not gay anon.
fake: mom “found” folder
gay: collects pics of naked men
Not gay, as long as the folder is called “no homo”.
All the giga chads are wearing socks
don’t forget smiles
Why do people even keep folders of memes? Are they archiving for future generations?
…for posterior’s sake.
Templates, reaction images, archives to access when the relevant opportunity arises.
Can’t be me /s
I feel like it’s a form of brain training to be able to remember the right sequence of words to search to summon a niche meme
Meme folders are the junk food of internet society
Everyone is about instant gratification smdh
On the phone I usually save and upload them to share with people, but not deleting them afterwards leaves me with a collection of memes I like, that I can browse every few months-years and look at how things have changed
I do know one person who has a litany of Psych memes ready for nearly any situation.
Yes.
Just tell your mom you’re into bodybuilding.
Body builders clearly aren’t gay, they’re just totally into being ripped and admiring other ripped men’s muscles.
Doesn’t work if not going to the gym
Step 1: cultivate mass
The thing about moms is that they will ask if you are gay over the smallest most trivial things. In many cases it seems like they want you to be gay.
I imagine a reason for this is that women think maintaining and forming relationships with women is easy so if their own child fails to do so, their only conclusion is “he must lack the incentive to do so”
But anon literally has muscular nude men on his computer. In a dedicated folder.
Edit: oh dear, you never know which comments people are going to take super seriously/get offended about
The thing about moms is that they will ask if you are gay over the smallest most trivial things. In many cases it seems like they want you to be gay.
I think this might be a generational difference in showing acceptance. My dad asked me if I was a lesbian all the time, because he wanted to reassure me that he still loved me if so. I found it very annoying when I was in middle/high school, but in my case it was basically harmless, so whatever. Hopefully your mom’s just doing the same :)
Not in my experience. women my own age and a generation younger than me ask me if I’m gay regularly, or assume I am gay.
because of stupid shit like that I drink tea, read books, cook, clean, have a cat, don’t drive a pickup truck, etc. these things are all ‘feminine’ coded, and if you engage in them as a man you must be effeminate and therefore gay.
a lot of people have a really bizarrely narrow conception of what a heterosexual man must be and any deviation from that image makes them instantly assume you’re partially homosexual.
The manliest man I’ve ever met topped me throughout the night.
I’m a stay at home dad. I thought I was straight with all the cream pies and everything, but them’s the breaks. Doing woman things so now I have get a boyfriend and go be gay.
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