I just want one minion to say fuck right in the middle somewhere. No preamble. No explanation. Just pops out.
Finding Nemo. Dory yelling “fuck yea!” when she remember something
I’d give it to Bruce when he smells the blood
The Smurfs. 65 minutes of using the word smurf in place of all swearing. Somewhere during the denouement a character should mouth but not say “Oh, fuck!” then two other smurfs are nearby. One says “what did they say?” The other smurf looks panicked and then offers without much conviction: I think it was, “Oh Smurf!” Big laughs. Scene.
After the first few minutes of UP, Carl finally breaks down and releases a blood-curdling scream of “FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!” to the heavens. Fade to black. Movie resumes as usual.
Charlotte’s Web. “Some Fucking Pig”
it would change the tone of the entire movie after that point.
“IM A FUCKING GOOBER” - SpongeBob
brave little toaster just for this scene
Charlie and the Fucking Chocolate Factory has a certain ring to it.
Or Fucking Neverending Story (can’t we all just empathize with that? 😅).
When artax dies. Atreyu cries and utters a quiet “fuuuuuck”
Fuck me, that was depressing. 😭
pokemon, it would be hilarious. the older movies were mildly darker than the recent ones.
“Team Rocket is fucking off againnnnnn!”
I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who the fuck you are.
I’d pick Fantastic Mister Fox.
And honestly, the way that movie is, people probably wouldn’t even notice.
It’s the reason I say cuss around my kids lol
The Incredibles: the little kid on the big wheel: “That is fucking wicked!”
“Fuck! There’s a snake in my boot!”
bambi
But when would you add it?
Would it be Bambi’s first words?
puck
this person knows. i’m here for it
Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has secretly built a weapon with a secret capacity to annihilate an entire planet. I alone have information that reveals his weapon’s only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody: (screaming with rage) YOU…ARE…A…FUCKING… TOY!!! You aren’t the real Buzz Lightyear, you’re an… aw, you’re a FUCKING action FIGURE! You are a FUCKING child’s plaything!
Listen here you little shit
