Why are you so quick to say that?

yeah

Better yet, let the doctor tell me, rather than someone one step removed from insurance company payroll. Which brings us full circle.

Thank goodness it wasn’t the son.

Learn how to be happy alone. Simple!

Really though, if you figure this out, a lot of other things click into place. I used to think it was impossible. Just words miserable people said to make themselves feel less lonely.

Okay, sometimes it’s still that, but I’ve come to enjoy being able to focus on whatever I want to focus on without the distractions, drama, and/or gnawing desperation.

Sony has been on a roll with the boneheaded products nobody wants.

slaps tumors

I got double the testicular mass with these bad boys.

We let them vote and look at where we are.

And are prohibitively expensive. And require electricity.

I would honestly feel obligated to marry any girl who sent me a painting of her boobs. That’s a lot of work. There’s no way you don’t look back and regret missing the girl who SENT YOU A PAINTING OF HER BOOBS ON IVORY.

Amateur move not to use the horizontal space to exaggerate.

I still can’t believe BeamNG just exists and we can play/mod it. It’s one of my childhood dream games brought to life and still brings me joy every single time. It’s just soooo cooool.

Forget the colonoscopy, in a lot of American karaoke places, they don’t even play with your ass, at all.

Can’t be that difficult to just Google “bear meet-ups near me.”

A lot of friends have been asking me to fill this out. Delete the answers and repost yours!

What’s Your Name? Samantha but my friends call me sam love my girls you know who you are!!!

What’s your favorite kind of music? i listen to everything except rap and country

Who’s your best friend? bree or sarah <3 <3 <3

What’s your favorite band? good charlotte

Do you like anyone? maybeeeeeee loll ;)

When is the last time you saw your crush? in study hall today LOL!

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Now is your chance to finally let it all out…

He must be going commando.

That haptic feedback on the PS5 controller is a rare feature that actually adds something to a controller. If there are third-party options with the haptics, I’d love to know about them, because they kind of spoil you once you get used to them.

Drinking straws are too wide/girthy on average. Every fast food and coffee place uses giant straws, while a relatively skinny straw provides a vastly superior drinking experience, in my view.