He won’t. No balls.

Vigorous licking. I mean, really get in there. Commit. Clean surfaces are no joke. You have to be ready to do the work.

Sorry. Trump already collapsed it.

Not according to the Navy. And the higher ups wouldn’t just lie to the servicepeople … would they?

That reminds me, I need to get my eyeballs sliced to drain some floaters.

They’re a cowed people. I mean, what does it take?!

Say it to him now. No time like the present.

Fucking things.

Perhaps lawmakers should make laws the people want to follow, and not draconian laws that will lead to dystopia.

Appears the cook got sole fish and sole shoe mixed up …

X-Men '97 continues where X-Men left off. Worth a watch.

“Car! Drive in such a way, I shit myself!”

In line with the ceasefire in Lebanon

Didn’t Israel break that within hours?

He’s not wrong. I’d be surprised if we had any more than 2,000 years left, the way things are going. And most of that is time taken for the small groups scattered across the planet after the bigger catastrophies to die off.

So they’re gonna be shooting ultrasound at me in the cinema so I can smell what The Rock is cooking?

Birth of a Nation.

Although Tarantino would probably try, so long as he could star in it alongside Samuel L Jackson, and call Samuel L Jackson the n-word ‘for the cinematographic art of it, really, it’s crucial to the film’. Because, aside from feet, that’s his fetish.

“I used this to pretend I’m Homelander!”

Judd’s office directly responded to Taylor’s claims, calling her lawsuit “frivolous.”

The law summarily dismissing the victim again … !

This is why I don’t get excited to hear about the discovery of ‘Earth-like planets’ 182 light years away.