Well fellas, looks like I’m gay 🥵
BTW if any of you look like this and are single hmu.
lean beef is an absolute angel. What a fucking nerd
If being a man and being attracted to a good looking woman makes me gay, then I don’t understand the logic, but apparently I am gay?
Well, it’s definitely making me gay. 🏳️🌈
(A man) Being attracted to women is so gay.
If you like muscles I guess, I know some people do.
Umm, no. It’s ‘chick who could have a dick’ or ‘girl who can kick your ass’ or it’s ‘strap on Sally’
More for the rest of us. Hold tight to those false associations plz.
Anon was refused by a muscle mommy and is now on a holy incel crusade against them.
Or was pegged by one and liked it a bit too much
If being attracted to buff women makes you gay, then gender is not as simple as this twitter gremlin probably believes it to be. But they probably don’t want to think about that too much.
“Not ‘normal’ = gay”. That’s all they consider.
Is this a new metric mental gymnastics, like it’s not gay if you’re on top, or if you are the giver?
As we (jokingly) say in German: „Nur der Gefickte ist schwul.“ [“Only the one getting fucked is gay.”]
That’s a surprisingly common line of reasoning actually.
new
I mean that particular piece of homophobia has been around since antiquity
I have a friend that says having muscles makes women too masculine. He was not amused when I asked him if that also means he is feminine because he doesn’t have any muscle (I don’t actually believe either is the case, just wanted to point out his hypocrisy)
“Men cannot become women, but muscular women are men.” 😅
Yeah, I don’t get what’s wrong with wanting a muscular physique.
Fucking chicks is definitely gay.
Not if you keep your socks on
This is a critical loophole that few fellas use to keep themselves free of gayness.
All the
homieslesbians agree.
Thx homie, but i have not the patience to watch ads.
So by this logic, it would be straight for him to fuck femboys? Sounds gay.
What’s more manly than a cock? Two cocks, that’s what!!
See the only good Steve Hughes bit.
“What do you mean gays aren’t manly? They fuck men! What do you want in a partner? ‘Soft… feminine~’ ‘Yeah well I wanna fuck a bloke. Or is that too hard for you and your pussy-loving mates?’”
Nahh. It’s totally a straight thing to do :3
Hey, if I’m straight and a femboy makes me hard then she’s a girl.
fellas, is it gay for a man to find a woman hot?
According to xitter, if the woman is very muscular, then yes.
I don’t quite understand why though.
right wing politics promotes rigid gender norms
including that only men should be muscular
so muscular women are masculine
and men attracted to a masculine person are gay
nevermind that these are the same people who want to rigidly define women by their gametes, chromosomes, or other biological characteristics (not how buff they are, or how masculine they present)
or that these are the same people who came up with the idea that everyone is straight to begin with (“gay” being a sinful behavior, nobody being born gay)
Xitter told me dating someone with XXY chomosomes is 50% gay and just one X chomosome would be Schrodinger’s gay
(/s for the tone deaf)
xitter
’nuff said
Dear alpha,
I tell you what to like and how to make love. If you disobey, you’re an omega and do not deserve affection.
I’m starting to think “alpha” is some kind of closeted dude psyop
Well, the original idea is based on the behavior wolves that are (strictly) kept in captivity; that porn writers yoinked into their fanfics… Raise your hands if you think thats applicable on you, I won’t be able to see it, but your surroundings should know that you are iffy!
you are iffy!
Or… yiffy?
Not necessarily, a lot of straight guys have insecurities. It’s not exclusive to LGBTQ+
Gotta love it when losers assume women aren’t on the internet. As a woman, OP is absolutely right - that muscle mommy can turn me gay whenever she wants.
Sounds like you’re already gay.
Nah, just half gay. But who knows what the future can hold.
Sounds like it’s more likely to be men like OOP who turn you gay then
Ironically, yes. If all men were like him, I’d have gone full gay long ago.
Look if that makes me gay then sure, I’ll be gay
