Time for a government bailout!

There are no repercussions when you’re a Republican

Ah jeez, Doc…

Have I been a vampire this whole time?

An easy way to remember the spelling is to never forget that the 2020 film Tenet sucked.

Should have played Winnie the Pooh’s theme

They’d remake it with Kevin Hart and make him the good guy, completely missing the point

All these responses and no obvious mention of the Pentagon, which was a target on 9/11. The hexagon is like, as others stated, a reference to the game board most people play on for D&D and other games

It’s all call center spam. People speaking Chinese or Hindi in the background

It’s probably a translation error from Portuguese to English

There are no consequences for Trump, ever

I hate Melania, but I hope she files for divorce right before the election.

When does Palestine get a holiday?

Inconceivable!

Not to mention their donors

Jon? Is that you?

It’s organized crime talk. E.g. “Take care of it” can mean so many things. You talk in generalized words and let your underlings sort it out.

They’re afraid of his base.

Wake me up when the giant breast mods start. That’s when people will truly begin modding

Thank god someone else remembered that movie