Omw to add too much butter and sugar and a little cornstarch to recreate the levain style cookie

That neck goes alllll the way down you know what I mean?

Absolutely not. Halloween is meant to be spooky and dark, not uplifting and life-affirming

Split/Second

Make Way

Mario Kart

I have a type.

Disco Elysium. It is so good, but I think I would rather have read the book.

I will join you in this

It’s reddit methadone. I’m doing much better

I’ve given up thinking I’m a good judge of character completely. You can’t do much better than judging people by the company they keep, anyway. Sometimes people of quality can be alone, but utter bastards never are.

But I’ll be damned if I’m not still good at standing up to my friends. After I failed to make them see reason for long enough to be sure it was permanent… I cut them off 4 years ago and haven’t said a word to them since, even when they literally stalked me.

If you haven’t got integrity, you don’t really have anything, do you?

There is not just one language of political discourse at this point. It’s almost impossible to be clear when you can’t be sure in which context your reader is operating.

I’m so sorry. I hope they find their way back to you.

I went through this with a friend of 20+ years. It is pretty much one of the worst things that have ever happened to me.

Nobody else for Equus?

I will learn to entertain myself with ruinously catchy freestyle like an oompa loompa before Spotify sees one red cent from me.

This is why viagra should be illegal. Either you eat vegetables and work out, or the world is safe from you when your prostate wilts.

Persecution fetish meets cool response to actual persecution

It’s hard to imagine being someone who doesn’t know this

Not intentional, I just wanted to be done setting up the punchline. Hell, I didn’t even do double carriage returns like I meant to. I’m lazy and a hack.

I really wanna set up navidrome when I get my new NAS. It sounds awesome.

If anyone’s been wondering how America’s war on drugs has gone…

Fuck yes. Fuck yes.