Yeah that’s why you wash things.
Every man’s hand you’ve ever touched has had a dick in it. Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.
Every woman’s hand you’ve touched has been in a vagina.
Go on…
FELLAS
And every hand has been used to wipe an ass.
What if you’re born quadriplegic does it still count?
Someone would’ve touched you with their hands so by proxy you’ve been touched by a person who’s had their hands on some kind of genetalia
This is why I only shake hands with feet, and use my nose to open the vagina.
I mean my hand has touched way more disgusting things and yet I still eat with it. Seems a little too silly.
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!
Fuck
LISTEN! HEAR ME AND OBEY! A FOUL DARKNESS HAS SEEPED INTO MY TEMPLE!
I eat with my hands as well 👍
The chances you and I have touched the same thing at least once means I probably also eat with your hands.
Are you the one in the image?
I live in Britain.
All our mouths are like that.
Yeah? And those forks have also been washed with soap, killing the majority, if not all, of the bacteria present.
What’s your point?
and the dishwasher runs at scalding temps for extended periods of time… if you’ve ever worked in a restaurant you know what im talking about. those machines are no joke.
As a joke, we cooked a chicken in one, one time. Basically high temperature sous vide, lol.
What was the the result? Did it cook it through?
After about 10 cycles it was up to temp. We didn’t eat it, we weren’t certain that the bag didn’t leak, and didn’t want to eat the soap
That’s fair, I wouldn’t have eaten it either. I was just curious if it actually worked or not.
IIRC, restaurant machines are required to run at sanitization temperatures. Likely because of their extremely short run cycle.
The air you’re breathing has also been inside this person.
Earth has been around for 4.5 billion years. For 4.3 billion years life has existed.
That is, at minimum, 4 billion years of animal farts we’re breathing in with every… Single… Breath…
I don’t think bacterial excretions count as farts, so it’s probably more like 800 million years worth of farts as that’s when animals started existing.
We’re all star farts. I guess it’s a matter of who cMe first, the chicken or the fart.
Joke’s on you, I don’t breathe.
The water you are drinking has been through his penis (and asshole)
You’re just trying to turn me on at this point.
The point is that the fork has been traumatised and it transfers that trauma to your food by the magic of homeopathy or something.
Better yet, they’re sent through dishwashers that heat the water crazy hot. FDA requirements dictate that the surface temperature of utensils in a commercial dishwasher must get up to 160°F. NSF requirements necessitate temps high enough to yield a log5 reduction in bacteria. Because of this, many commercial dishwashers get up to 180°F. They also use both soap and sanitizer. You don’t have to worry about this if the restaurant is up to code.
Craziest part is they take like, 3 minutes start to finish.
if this disturbs you, definitely don’t think about that public bathroom toilet seat
Or were your water comes from
Yeah that fork gets washed between uses. The water comes right out of the pipe. Most people would immediately vom if they saw inside their water supply pipes.
Why? Whose mouth has it been in?!
Can say the same about the forks in my house.
Because I stole them from those restaurants.
the water you drink probably has been in Hitlers mouth and probably contains dinosaur piss. do you care about that?
I used to wash the dishes, at least in Europe it’s standard to put all cutlery into 2 dishwashers and after that polish them with a very fine cloth. probably also in the us. (unless you don’t tip of course)
I don’t think I’ve seen them polished after every wash
In the US it depends if the restaurant is considered fine dining. High class places absolutely polish their silverware, and the staff hates it. Probably every day, or two rather than every wash for the average utensil.
ah I see. my family doesn’t go to fancy restaurants often lol
where I used to work they did
Dishwasher bruh.
That is the dishwasher.
Bro your fork was burried in fucking rocks and dirt with this logic
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I’ll take “things I wasn’t actively considering and wished I could unlearn” for 1000, Alex.
Universal comprehensive healthcare would help.
stop all of you
I would also want to go through a restaurant grade dishwasher after touching a mouth like that
