Imma be the weird one: I use my tongue when I eat chips. I get a bowl, I fill it with cips, and then I stick my tongue like a frog onto one at a time, and it sticks a little bit, enough for me to bring it in and eat it.
It’s weird but my hands are always squeaky clean so idgaf
Do you make the mlem noise
I do
Loudly
Good. I will rest easy tonight knowing this.
Asking the real questions
Same, but with popcorn
I use chopsticks with popcorn
This is the way.
Yup I do the same thing with popcorn… At least when I get the popcorn initially from concessions.
Do not let her dorito hands touch your dick! Don’t let em!
The penis would be fine, it’s the controller that matters
Exactly. I can wash my dick. If cheeto dust gets inside that analog stick it’s not ever coming out
Just lick it off.
Lick my fucking controller? Eugh! Who knows what kinda germs are on that thing. At least licking a penis is actually fun.
Agreed. But that doesn’t work with the analog stick
Doritos hands touch my dick all the time…
Do you happen to moderate any discord servers by chance?
Only the important ones.
Just lick it off.
It’s ok if she uses chopsticks!
We need c/sounding
That just gives her a dorito flavoured dick to enjoy!
Yes, the small particles hurt like hell like low power bee stings…or so I have been told
Keep your dick beaters off of me!
Hehe, no offense to my gf, but yea, it do be like that.
When drag was growing up, all of the siblings had assigned controllers. Drag made sure of that. The little ones got to touch their own greasy filth, and drag’s was nice and clean. If drag had to touch a sibling’s controller, drag needed to wash drag’s claws or it wouldn’t feel right.
