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PugJesus@kbin.social to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 1 year ago

Gobbo disappointment

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Gobbo disappointment

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PugJesus@kbin.social to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 1 year ago
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      Source?

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    If a cute goblin woman wanted to claim me as her husband, I probably wouldn’t say no.

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      If a cute goblin woman wanted to claim me as her husband, I probably wouldn’t say no.

      FTFY

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      She’s like 7 years old and roughly that size too.

      @fbi@fbi.gov deal with this guy

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        The average goblin is about 3 to 3.5ft. And you can’t really tell a goblins age by looking at them. Admittedly, they reach adulthood at ~8 years old, but they live to 60.

        You’re reaching, and it’s kinda creepy.

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          “It just looks like a kid”

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            Ya don’t joke about that kinda stuff.

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        Sad truth is, the government does not care about the wellbeing of goblins. Shameful.

        That said, i do not see a mention of age.

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        i will never understand the idea that human age limits would apply to a completely different species, if they’re fully mature and capable of consent at 9 years old then that’s their age limit, we don’t get to impose that on their species.

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          Tiny women are fun, pass it on.

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            My dental hygienist is like 5 feet 3 inches. She says she’s “fun size”

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              I’m inclined to believe her.

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      I propose a third type, who just want to paint the world red.

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    fbi-agent-in-my-computer-2433951614

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      I see your point, but what if she’s really hot?

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        But don’t stick your dick in crazy!

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    What the fuck? Oh hell yes!

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