The average goblin is about 3 to 3.5ft. And you can’t really tell a goblins age by looking at them. Admittedly, they reach adulthood at ~8 years old, but they live to 60.
i will never understand the idea that human age limits would apply to a completely different species, if they’re fully mature and capable of consent at 9 years old then that’s their age limit, we don’t get to impose that on their species.
Should we stop birds from getting it on with each other because they mature within a year or two? I think they might take offense to that, and i don’t want to face an angry goose.
If a cute goblin woman wanted to claim me as her husband, I probably wouldn’t say no.
FTFY
She’s like 7 years old and roughly that size too.
@fbi@fbi.gov deal with this guy
The average goblin is about 3 to 3.5ft. And you can’t really tell a goblins age by looking at them. Admittedly, they reach adulthood at ~8 years old, but they live to 60.
You’re reaching, and it’s kinda creepy.
“It just looks like a kid”
Yeah a bit too much for me lol
It’s a joke my friend. The FBI don’t actually have a lemmy server
Ya don’t joke about that kinda stuff.
Sad truth is, the government does not care about the wellbeing of goblins. Shameful.
That said, i do not see a mention of age.
i will never understand the idea that human age limits would apply to a completely different species, if they’re fully mature and capable of consent at 9 years old then that’s their age limit, we don’t get to impose that on their species.
Should we stop birds from getting it on with each other because they mature within a year or two? I think they might take offense to that, and i don’t want to face an angry goose.
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Tiny women are fun, pass it on.
My dental hygienist is like 5 feet 3 inches. She says she’s “fun size”
I’m inclined to believe her.
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