Skibbidi blyat

also coughs up scams and malware

“I’ve got the black lung papa.” cough

-Chrome Canary

They made other songs if you haven’t heard them btw, check out The Laziest Men on Mars

15 years

old

laughs in AYABTU

The irony is strong with this one.

“Wake up babe, proton support for MacOS just dropped!”

Denying the will of the people has historically had some pretty ugly outcomes, I really hope they don’t.

[excited freemen noises]

“May your blade chip and shatter.”

checks calendar

doot

Classy.

fReEdOm fRiEs!!1

Still weird, trashy, and offensive. How could they possibly think this was a good idea? Putting out things like muffins and other breakfast stuff is standard at any decent hotel, trying to make it into some sort of complimentary muffin tribute though? Wtf Marriott?

These patents are absolute bullshit and should be thrown the fuck out: They have existed in countless games and both predate Pokemon. It’s absolutely insane what large corporations get away with by abusing the system because they have the resources to do so, while regular everyday people and small companies get screwed repeatedly.

Hey, he just wants to kill some more people. No big deal right?

checks rulebook

My mistake, murdering shoplifters is actually still kind of a big no-no. Apologies.

“Negative. We are trains.”

A transdimensional lizard person will eat you.

So, Florida has banned sex education from sex education. Sounds pretty on brand really.