the problem with monkey humans is that they’re just slightly hairier spaniards

i thlammed my penith, in the Caribbean

now i’m hungry

cite my balls

imagine going out of your way to whinge about others whinging about america, as we’re watching the country obviously descend into blatant fascism

have a look at their post history, they’re clearly not here in good faith.

“western culture”
🤮

well even if you subscribe to carbrainism it doesn’t make sense to just add lanes to roads, lanes are almost never the bottleneck. What you want is higher-capacity junctions.

the average person really needs to realize that most businesses are just hilariously incompetent, the only reason things stay together is because of shittily paid workers doing their jobs despite management’s best efforts.

i mean they have already untied gaming from windows, the steam deck works fine for most games

both the E47 and E55 also don’t exist in sweden, E55 is only signposted up until køge in denmark.

goodness no, we can’t show warcrimes on tv

IP bans are something you should resort to when it’s literally that or your servers choke to death on botnet spam

sorry but that has to be Win der Mill

hell yeah

“hey honey can you- what the fuck”

what about, like, a regular-ass electric toothbrush?

i’ve been getting help these past few weeks cleaning up my room and my god, it’s so nice to just have empty surfaces! It really is like every visible item occupies space in your mind.

though i feel like explicit decorations don’t really take up space in the same way, provided they’re placed correctly.

there are teensy tiny municipally-owned apartments available in a city near me for like 200€ per month and i’m absolutely planning to get one if i ever get an income, they’re so smol that the “kitchen” is a recessed wardrobe with a sink and like 2 hotplates, which honestly considering how we have perfectly decent bags of frozen meals that you can just toss in a pot for 10 minutes is perfectly acceptable for a single-person household!