This was a promotion with Sapporo when Microsoft launched Windows 95.
BSOD
Blue Soda Of Death
can’t believe they made the BSODA from Baldi’s Basics into a real thing
It’s beer
Blue Beer of Windows
BBW
They’re talking about a crash
Blue Beer Crash
I… Kinda want one of those. Not to drink it, but to put it on my shelf and be like, “yeah, that’s my Windows soda. I hear if you drink it you’ll turn blue and die.”
Tbh it might actually do that considering it’s probably almost 30yrs old.
I can’t decide who’s more likely to buy this (if it were new): current me out of nostalgia for a pretty good OS, or 1995 me went to Incredible Universe on release day to buy Windows 95.
That would be your Windows beer
For the teetotalers: get Linux instead, for root beer.
I bet it’s just still water.
Wonder if they used to sell these at Michaelsoft Binbows
The Japanese text on the bottom of the left image says: Sapporo (Draft) Black Label beer. I can’t tell what the four characters under 生 are though. (Too blurry for me to figure out.)
Edit: those characters might be 非熱処理 – meaning unpasteurized.
Tastes like hot computer fan air
Damn Bill Gates tryin’ to get them 486 chips in me!
