Really? Me? With boobs and all?
Yes, but there’s no promise they’ll be any better than the boobs you already have.
Aw geez
It’s ok man, your boobs are still great
But are they better than the cats boobs
How can they not be better than no boobs
It would be worse to have boobs that are trying to kill you with boob cancer.
At least i die with boobs
The boobies add weight for an effective workout.
You could have them if you try
This skin suit ain’t gonna sew itself
New gender goals just dropped.
Holy hell
And shitting on the floor!
I’m actually in bed and farting, thank you very much. One part of me is getting a work out at least.
Instructions unclear, shit smeared on wall
I’d rather be on the actual toilet instead of shitting my pants on an imaginary toilet.
Sir, for the 5th time you didn’t have to shit your pants.
Who says I had to?
If I exercise, I won’t be able to rest my phone on my gut.
Is sitting against a wall exercising?
Edit: yes, yes it is. Ive just found a new lazy way to work out.
Well it might be called a wall “sit”, but if you’re doing it right then it’s a pretty good core workout and you probably won’t be able to do it for long
Don– Don’t sit on the toilet rim… That’s just… nasty. :{
I shit in a bowl. not on the wall!
Either way, I’m gonna be shitting.
True
Feels good to be seen.
You ain’t have to call me out like that