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Girls only want one thing. It starts with P and ends with an S.
PRECIOUS
Pancreas :)
🎶 My pancreas attracts every other
Pancreas in the universe
With a force proportional
To the product of their masses
And inversely proportional
To the distance between them 🎶
Ooh, we doin’ pancakes today??
To talk to kitties? Ps ps ps ps ps
Kikiky Nootnoot noot ps ps ps
::rubs fingers together::
Cat’s can’t resist!
Come on guys…its obviously potatoes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
You really need a comma in there.
Presidential elections? Promo codes? Packing peanuts?
Everyone deserves a Samwise Gamgee in their life
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Vinegar? As in that that fermented acid stuff that somehow can be used both as a cooking ingredient and a cleaning chemical? What does that have to do with anything?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vinegar Stroke
Vinegar Stroke
The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.
Who even names these things…
At this point in the evolution of internet culture, I am going with either Tumblr, 4chan or 9gag users.
The most terminally online, disconnected from the real world people.
Sure, you can be addicted to Facebook, Insta or TikTok, but those people basically /might/ know that urban dictionary exists, but the idea that /they themselves can post to it/ is unlikely to occur, due to years of addiction to /only the platform i am on matters/ ideology.
Could possibly be Twitter users but those people also seem likely to fall into the /one true social platform/ kind of thinking and fail to realize there are other intractable elements to internet websites outside of what is extremely popular.
Oh, I don’t know… the Internet spreads them faster, but sex has been around a tad longer. I’d expect most of these terms existed from before the internet even existed, or at least parallel to it.
The one random one I just looked up, Dirty Sanchez, originated from the porn industry. Shock horror lol
I think they’re mostly supposed to be fun/funny though, and not to be taken so seriously!
You can blame The League for that one. Very funny show.
As a straight male, I have also come to appreciate Sam as the best damn character in the entire LOTR series.
Frodo was the best of them, but he was carrying a great burden, so we saw him during an internal fight for his very soul, not as his usual self. Frodo was chosen to carry the ring because his pure and generous heart was the least influenced by its power, and it still almost consumed him.
He is you, the reader.
48: Live long enough to see yourself become Sauron
I see you
I’m going to hike into hell and these cast iron pans are coming with me
We could all use a Samwise in our lives
If we can’t find one, then you must become one for those around us.
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
Tbh with the healthy depiction of masculinity for the MCs, I would date most of them.
But if I had to choose a partner for a longer period of time out of the male characters, it would definitely be Sam
TOES
😩
Also loyal AF
whatever happened to Faramir?
Store brand Aragorn?
yet the same quality without all the fuss (the book version)
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Pippin is clearly the best character.
Ye, Sam is good.
Hi. It’s me. I’m the potato. Please end it quickly.
Shh! You’ll get boiled for that!
