On November 14, a 20-year-old woman named Lanah Burkhardt appeared before the school board of the Conroe Independent School District in Texas. Burkhardt told the board that, when she was 11, she read a Scholastic book that introduced her to "a single kiss." According to Burkhardt, her exposure to this Scholastic book was directly responsible for her developing a debilitating addiction to pornography.
So she’s not even objecting to LGBT+ content specifically? She’s against all kissing in books? So no Snow White? No Frog Prince?
Y’all Qaeda
It’s likely just a nothing excuse to ban the scholastic book fair and replace it with the “faith based children’s” books company mentioned in the article.
And I bet there’s kisses in those books too.
Only between consenting senators and their comely young(too young) constitutes.
When queer people said that they’d be coming for y’all’s romantic expression next we really didn’t expect it to be so dang quick
No bible, even, but we all know that consistency is never a problem for these dopes.
Especially no bible. The amount of sex (including butt stuff), incest, wanking, murder, and torture in there would surely have every conservative parent in an uproar
What about holding hands? Does that lead to porn addictions also?
Oh, and the Frog Prince involved kissing a frog. Some frogs produce hallucinogenic substances so kissing them can get you high. Therefore, reading that book leads to drug addictions! It’s a two-fer!