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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago

Can confirm, this would work on me

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Can confirm, this would work on me

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago
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    That’s just silly. Horses don’t have hands.

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      Imagine being me, thinking of a great joke, opening the comment section to post it, only to find out you’re 46 minutes too late…

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    Just make sure you keep your palm flat

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      The tongue tickles

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    No tf you can’t, I don’t trust most of y’all’s hygiene.

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      Would you trust my hygiene if I gave you a deviled egg?

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    i’m less than 100% white and it would work on me too

    i’ll eat eggs prepared any way–boiled, fried, scrambled, runny, well done, poached, omelette, benedict, deviled, egg salad-- and yes i’ll slurp them down raw too–great for hangovers. my least favorite is over-cooked, but i’ll still eat them

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      hands you some balut

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        But is this an egg still or already a chick? I’m not sure, and I don’t want to try.

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        i never had balut, nor century egg. but get me drunk enough i’ll try it

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      I’ve 100% had decent deviled eggs my friends moms made and I’ve 100% had delicious deviled eggs at black family cookouts. I think deviled eggs cross racial lines by being delicious. The seasoning scales though.

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        in over 4 decades of life i’ve never eaten a deviled egg and said “meh. i could’ve done without that” lol it’s always “damn…there aren’t enough for me to eat as many as i want and still be any left for everyone else…”

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          I once ate a deviled egg made with sugar instead of salt, I “complimented” the flavor, they tried one and realized what they had done. The Mac and cheese was made with sugar also. Not very good.

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        I once ordered a massive tray of deviled eggs at a fancy bar and my Hispanic friend was making fun of me right up to the point that they inhaled a sizeable fraction of the order

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    You can feed all people like animals if your ego or mommy are big enough.

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    Bacon on deviled eggs sounds tasty.

  • funkajunk 🇨🇦@lemmy.world
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    This would absolutely work on me

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    Only if the’re prepared with Miracle Whip and include raisins.

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      I must not actually be white because reading that made me throw up in my mouth.

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      🤮

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    That would be entirely dependent on the hand.

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    I’m Caucasian but I’ve never identified with stuff everyone calls “white.” Deviled eggs is NASTY and mayonnaise can gtfo. Honkies eat some really gross stuff.

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