You’re given the choice of being able to cultivate one

Or forage the others

Imagine hearing about this fabled thing all your life and then immediately after grabbing onto you it ghosts you.

Alright, which one of you has a Gagguino? Just tell us already, no need to create some impetus to bring it up.

It’s also gonna break your bong st some point.

Our own Caligula.

This is one of those stories that pops up every year and nothing is ever done with it.

I assume it wasn’t all at once, it must have taken at least a day or two.

Anyhow, that’s why I’m freebasing creatine now.

One day you’ll pull the last of it out and then you deflate

Briefly met Trey before. Seemed chill.

Gonna make a novelty insta devoted to hairy male nipples

Bet it can beat Tik Tok to a congressional ban

If I have some nicotine after a coffee it feels like I get faster refresh rates as well.

Feel like your chances of seeing one of the dozens of people who hold like half the wealth in the world is pretty slim on the street.

They’re easy to spot if you have them.

They’ll appear as thin squiggly lines running underneath your skin, usually a different pigment than your natural skin tone.

These are just two tickets to see Jersey Boys?

I don’t need to look up the closest firing range because it was recently all over the news when one of the members went up on a roof and tried to shoot this guy who was running for President.

Not the most recent would be shooter, the one before that.

Hell of a fall for the leaves, though.

skill issue

get better at wasps

Just hit them with Indy

Alternative title

Russians trying to keep North Korean unit size at or below standard magazine size.

Why paper? Why not just use the leaves?

And instead of pasteurizing it and adding a bunch of chemicals, we just let it sit and develop on its own? Naturally fermented like everything else that tastes complex and amazing?

We just invented cigars.