SeductiveTortoise

I’d eat that

I do like saltwater snails. Don’t know about the French wineyard type, but I guess they’re OK as well.

Probably including the specifications after which the engines are built.

If you fear losing seats due to being a bunch of assholes, trying to cheat your way out isn’t making you less of an asshole. Maybe… I don’t know, make politics for the people, you vile sack of puss?

My company gave it to me for work, and I used it, just as I do now with the Windows machine.

It’s nearly the same for me, except it’s been nine years, and I’ve been using both Linux and Mac. It’s not bad enough to look for a new job, but oh man, I hate it so much.

I don’t know if I’m able to learn this. I’m a nerd, you know?

Same, tried three different browsers. I HOPE YOU’RE ALRIGHT, FELLOW “HUMAN”.

Hey, maybe some men are into women licking their own eyeballs.

I don’t know anything about warhammer, but I agree to your first sentence. I really don’t care how people spend their free time or how they look under their clothing. And I really wished all the people would think this way.

I think I was ten when a friend and I asked his big sister if we could watch with her. We could, but I still think A Nightmare on Elm Street was a bit too much for me back then.

They hire… wait, I know this. Mexicans? Geez, this is hard.

I’m not the biggest fan of shitting in public, but I would encourage my dog to do so here, and I would for sure give him treats.

Lemme try. Which one well be the base?

Maybe politicians are just really cheap in Iowa?

I’m sorry, I’m out of the colour shocked, but I would have disgusted and maybe annoyed? Should I color you with a stripe pattern of those two?

Man, I sure hope his library is large enough to land a Boeing in it. Maybe he should get an airport for it for free as well.

south of what?

Might be a German thing, but race and racist don’t have the same base for nothing. You don’t talk like that here and I’ve only heard it in the us. Maybe Scots bite their tongue taking to a German about those things.

“Our”

I’ve ever only seen Americans and random racists use the term that way. Most of us agree that we’re one race.