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blibla@slrpnk.net to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 24 hours ago

what a week huh

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what a week huh

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  • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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    Also, Crimestoppers just announced that the database of all tipsters and tips for the past 25 years has been leaked.

  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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    One thing I don’t understand…

    So if a bad actor gets access to one of the intermediate CA certificates they can run all sorts of MITM attacks, right? What are the chances that government agencies don’t have a bunch of private keys from CA that are not obviously wrong? 0, right? So we should just assume that government agencies can do MITM whenever they want?

    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      Yes, government agencies can do MITM whenever they want.

      Also, take a look at the remote management functionality of your computer.

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      Cloudflare is the largest MITM hiding in plain sight.

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        And everyone gives them voluntarily their private keys.

    • Supercrunchy@programming.dev
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      It’s actually possible to prevent impersonation:

      In theory all the generated keys are added to a public certificate transparancy log. Browsers should check that the key is there (but your http client library probably doesn’t - and this is why these compromised keys are a problem).

      Website owners should also check that there are no other certificates in there, and if they see an extra misissued certificate something went really wrong at a CA and that CA would probably lose all the credibility and trust.

      Also when you request a certificate the CA doesn’t get your private keys, so they can’t reuse your cert.

      Example: https://ctlogs.dev/search?q=Programming.dev

      • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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        Yes, but if it’s not used for a website but VPN for example. If NSA got a private key from some compromised CA and did MITM on some VPN users, would anyone notice?

      • KubeRoot@discuss.tchncs.de
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        I wonder about one thing, if somebody can perform MITM on arbitrary domains, is there something like certificate pinning to stop impersonating the authorities used for things like this? I remember OCSP being something like that (if I’m not butchering the initialism), where the browser requests confirmation the certificate is currently valid, and the server can pre-fetch this confirmation to send to the client.

        • chaospatterns@lemmy.world
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          Certificate transparency means that all certificates have to be publically logged.

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    Your meme is already out of date.

    GitLab just announced a CVSS 10.0 unauthenticated RCE: https://docs.gitlab.com/releases/patches/patch-release-gitlab-19-5-1-released/

    • whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social
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    • _hovi_@lemmy.world
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      I’m tired of this grandpa

      • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
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        I guess go back to pencil, paper, and cash in hand.

      • GJdan@programming.dev
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        That’s too damn bad! You keep patching!

    • dfyx@piefed.social
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      AGAIN?! That’s the third one in two months.

    • ark3@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      fuck

  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    Uhhhhhh. Did you hear the news out of Wales?

    A gov contractor left a user account called test2 with the password of Password1 in a prod system.

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      I give him credit for the one. I never would have guessed that by brute force.

      • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Maybe a little cathartic brute force, then?

    • SayCyberOnceMore@feddit.uk
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      Ffs (boyo)

  • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Yeah, but it’s my Friday. It couldn’t wait until Monday? Eugh.

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    Man I miss tintin, ima go look for more memes

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    Including the AfD email leak, too?

    • traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Normal leak: This is does not spark joy.

      AfD leak: This sparks joy.

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      Yeah, but that’s a good thing.

      • trashboat@piefed.social
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        Oh for sure; just…. a lot of infosec news in general this week

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    In Chinese 4 sounds like death, and I think that’s beautiful.

    • traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Japanese too!

      • bort@sopuli.xyz
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        japanese 4 is just chinese 4 with extra steps

        • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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          You mean I have to do it myself? UGGHHHH.

        • 0x0@infosec.pub
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          shi—

  • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org
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    Cap’n its wednesday

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    France biggest Isp break 3/4 of it’s network

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      Yeah what the hell is happening here?

      Ant info?

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