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Cake day: May 16th, 2026

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  • They’ve already been eating our trash for generations throughout the entire hydrosphere, and now we’re proposing hand-feeding it to them? Poor orcas. 🥲

    Instead, I say we keep it in-house and compost our own garbage —after removing all the microplastics, silicone, pharmaceuticals, sociopathy, etc., of course, to keep from tainting the crops.

    Perhaps a gourmet selection of choice morsels offered in genuine apology might help smooth future human generations’ relations with our aquatic neighbors. (Assuming that effort doesn’t rely on “AI” to translate.) 😉



  • Those rare few (ie. 3-6) need to drastically up their efforts to show a driving interest in doing so, or they’ll stay on that same list as the rest of their kind. 🤌🏼

    Side note: all guillotines of/by/for The People converting billionaires to fertilizer should have signs atop them that simply read “Heroes Work Here” (with or without an apostrophe), IMHO.