• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    9 days ago

    Jonah repented.

    He got lucky his was a krill whale not a killer whale.

    I guess we could try starting with krill whales on some of the less-evil billionaires.

    With Bezos I think we should follow Amazon policies and use the fastest method, regardless of if he gets hurt or killed.

    Orca Express.

    • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 days ago

      They’ve already been eating our trash for generations throughout the entire hydrosphere, and now we’re proposing hand-feeding it to them? Poor orcas. 🥲

      Instead, I say we keep it in-house and compost our own garbage —after removing all the microplastics, silicone, pharmaceuticals, sociopathy, etc., of course, to keep from tainting the crops.

      Perhaps a gourmet selection of choice morsels offered in genuine apology might help smooth future human generations’ relations with our aquatic neighbors. (Assuming that effort doesn’t rely on “AI” to translate.) 😉