They’ve already been eating our trash for generations throughout the entire hydrosphere, and now we’re proposing hand-feeding it to them? Poor orcas. 🥲

Instead, I say we keep it in-house and compost our own garbage —after removing all the microplastics, silicone, pharmaceuticals, sociopathy, etc., of course, to keep from tainting the crops.

Perhaps a gourmet selection of choice morsels offered in genuine apology might help smooth future human generations’ relations with our aquatic neighbors. (Assuming that effort doesn’t rely on “AI” to translate.) 😉