Well tbh the last time I got locked out was 1999 and I didn’t have a cellphone yet. I climbed over a railing (which now has spikes added) to access the pool area, went to our window, took off the screen and broke it such that the shards landed in the not-disposal side of the kitchen sink, boosted our toddler carefully into the other side, she climbed down and went to open our door while I carried the baby around to the hallway. My husband was home and okay but he’s a quad and couldn’t open the door. I suppose he could have called 411 to have them connect him with a locksmith…? We live in SoCal so just putting the screen back on (and cleaning up the shards of course!) was enough until we could get the glass replaced. And our toddler got to be the Houdini Heroine!

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I think a hard case is best in case of stepping on it when looking for it

No take, only throw!

I’m sorry your peeps are such assholes. I don’t have anyone to help me look, but at least nobody is making it worse. I have a big bright blue box to shut mine in, because if a nighttime earthquake knocked it away I think I could find it by flashlight. (And a flashlight hanging on every doorknob!)

I feel you, dude. Sleep is the only time mine aren’t on my face and I keep them grabbable, but I don’t want to squish them rolling over in my sleep.

I can easily break into my apartment through the kitchen window, the only one that wouldn’t require a ladder, but then I’d have to replace the glass. We could get back into the building by waiting around for a neighbor, who would probably recognize us or at least not find the old couple with the wheelchair threatening. But we’d be late for wherever we were going, which is usually a medical appointment. When I go out alone I usually don’t lock the unit door because it’s more dangerous for my husband if I crash or something and nobody can get in to help him than the chances of someone breaking in with evil intent.

NPR Morning Edition.

Do you have a container on your nightstand to hold your glasses? Something big enough it’s unlikely to fall behind the table, that helps position them the same way every time so you won’t smudge the lens when you’re feeling for them?

This is why my spouse and I both always take our keys when we leave the apartment.

Anon should go suck the landlord’s dick

They don’t want to know that the litter containers are being strategically located to soak up blood from mass shootings

Dude knew how to twist the knife, he’s also responsible for

All Summer In A Day.

Seems all too pertinent these days

Please let me know so I can block it. God I hate the way that word is used in headlines. Save “slam” for when you need to tell the doctor why your hand is a bloody pulp shaped like the latch of a car door.

Even his fellow convicted felons won’t vote for him!

Dine out before you eat out

Retractable claws are silent.

Ninja mode.

In case someone else missed it, “give up” refers to the war in Ukraine, and how after Trump pulls out, Putin would invade Poland next.

He’d hold his own to a “town” of handpicked shills.

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