• BartyDeCanter@piefed.social
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    23 days ago

    Bisexual - You’re over 35

    Pansexual - You’re under 35

    Omnisexual - You’ve spent way more time thinking about your sexuality than getting laid

    Demisexual - You’re way more queer than you’re ready to admit.

    Sapiosexual - You’re a straight guy trying to impress the cute barista by seeming cool and intellectual. You are failing. Or you are a woman on a dating app trying to stop the endless flood of low-effort “sup” introductions. You are also failing.

    Edit: Forgot one!

    Heteroflexible - Willing to touch someone of the same gender sorta sexually for an audience if you think it means you’ll get a threesome later.

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      23 days ago

      Huh, I’ve only ever heard women describe themselves as sapiosexual

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          Honestly I think you’re giving them too much credit to say they’re doing it to avoid messages. It’s the same weird virtue signalling in both cases. “Not like the other girls,” etc.

          It’s inventing a sexuality because you think it makes you sounds smart. Ooohh physical attraction is for losers, I’m only attracted to BRAINS. I can’t help but think these people would still shy away from an ugly genius

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        24 days ago

        I’m pansexual, solidly a millennial, and started using the term nearly a decade and a half ago. Which was late to the game, since the term had been around for about a decade before that.

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      23 days ago

      I thought pansexual was where you had the legs of a goat, played a little reed flute, and got off on being generally mischievous.

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      23 days ago

      Under what does someone fall, who regularly forgets that sex exists, immune to flirting, needs external reminders/influence and effort to get in to the mood, cant wrap their head around attraction at all and completely hates the hand their dealt with?

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          23 days ago

          Hey now! I may be autistic but I assure you I don’t ever forget sex exists and im horny like 90~95% of the time, but I am completely oblivious to flirting or interesting shown so that doesn’t get mitigated as much as I’d like

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            23 days ago

            Probably because the identities we circle back to often have merit even if we don’t like it (the number of years I kept finding stupid arguments that I wasn’t trans…)

            It sounds like you dislike this about yourself. You could check to see if there’s a medical issue causing extremely low libido. But fair warning, it may just result in you being horny and not finding anyone attractive.

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              Yes i kinda dislike it as it is a source of problems and just accepting it wouldn’t really solve any issues.

              Sadly I’ve been trying to fix it for years, problems probably started or at least become noticable over a decade ago. By now i have already exhausted approved medical and physical means in trying to fix it, even started replacement therapy eventually as test levels were on the low end even despite doing as much as possible to boost those.

              While it has had rather good outcome on overall physical and mental health, it hasn’t had any effect on libido.

              Haven’t yet delved into balck market or anabolic steroids territory, yet and of course therapy is still left, but that’s rather expensive and social stigma is kinda strong on that subject. Especially for a guy who seemingly shouldn’t have any issues regarding it.

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            I may have gotten my terms mixed up, but I think demi is reactive sexuality, someone who gets turned on by their partner getting turned on. Requires a bond / connection. Not really interested without it.

            I’m not super familiar with terms on that ace spectrum though. It’s somewhere on there.

    • CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      I’m old and refused to claim a flag when they were presented.

      I just tell people that “I’m independent, but occupied” or I ask them why they are so concerned about my penis, depending on the manner in which the question was asked.