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Stamets@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Best poker face in the Galaxy (class)

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Best poker face in the Galaxy (class)

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Stamets@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
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    He does often get on top of things that he shouldn’t.

    • OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world
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      Not to mention the strange way he mounts furniture

      • The_Riker_Maneuver@startrek.website
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        sits down, but creatively

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    That’s why Deanna loves him so. It’s like hanging out with a golden retriever. Empty yet beautiful.

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      I feel like the only difference between Riker and a Betazoid man is that a Betazoid man tells his stupid jokes over telepathy.

    • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca
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      Maybe she likes the quiet and doesn’t get that with most people.

  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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    I want chicken I want liver meow Mix meow Mix please deliver

  • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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    He does also have a proclivity for knocking the Enterprise out of orbit.

    And him as Captain of the Titan embracing the chaos headfirst does fit with the orange cat energy.

  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    So when the Captain calls him Number 1 he is just referring to the single working brain cell?

    It all makes sense now!

  • cryomancer20x6@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Until he sits down (after playing the sexiest game of hop scotch ever), at which point the light goes on.

    • VindictiveJudge@startrek.website
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      Wait, Riker played chula?

      • cryomancer20x6@lemmy.sdf.org
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        He embodied it.

  • wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works
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    I have 2 brothers that have an orange cat. Can confirm.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    He’s thinking of what he smashed (or got smashed by) or what he is planning to smash (or get smashed by).

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