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Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

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  • mimavox@lemm.ee
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    No prob, 10% of 0$ sounds manageable :)

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      No, it’s 25% tariff on runtime resources. Time to switch to Musk-flavored lisp, and Make America Functional Again! Or C+Trump, if unsafe efficiency is what you’re after.

      • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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        Don’t use C+Trump unless you’re extra careful. On every integer overflow the program goes bankrupt.

      • Amon@lemmy.world
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        Don’t forget MuskSQLTM!

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    I will never financially recover from this.

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    Django is once again chained

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    Don’t even joke about this. FOSS development is fundamentally pretty “woke,” see: https://numpy.org/devdocs/dev/governance/governance.html#consensus-based-decision-making-by-the-community

    And they linked: https://producingoss.com/en/producingoss.html#social-infrastructure

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    Maybe they’ll finally let me use Julia at work

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    quickly vendors installed packages

    I’m not importing anything. What are you talking about?

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    This gave me a giggle

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    Master branch is back?

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